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Whatcha doing on my page? -_- Small-time 30-something Content Creator/Writer/Shitposter. Expert procrastinator. All my characters are grillions of years old.

Some Dungeon in America
Joined January 2022
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Skipper: “Kowalski, status report.” Kowalski: “Twelve enemy T-72s, six BMPs, multiple rocket artillery positions, and approximately 400 extremely agitated Iranian insurgents, sir.” Skipper: “Excellent. Rico, ammunition?” Rico: *Violently loads a 120mm sabot round* Skipper: “Outstanding. Private, how’s our armor?” Private: “Well, sir, I’m getting pretty hot in here, my feathers aren’t really built for this” Skipper: “That’s not what I asked, Private.” Private: “Oh! Armor’s lovely, sir!” Skipper: “That’s the spirit!” Kowalski: “Enemy UAZ, 300 meters, direct front. Probably a scout caught in the act. Looks like he’s making a run for it, Sir” Rico: “KABOOOOM?!” Skipper: “Yes Rico…Kaboom”
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Show me another game developer that's doing what @WARDOGS is doing. Here's the awesome clip from their Dev Log today, of them dismantling a Chinese XP Exploit Server Community.
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>launches a military operation to free his citizens held in a foreign country >captures the leader of the country’s LARGEST GANG >something the countries police has been unable to do for decades >all in LESS THAN TWO WEEKS You can just do things
URGENT : Wilson Joseph, chef du gang 400 Mawozo en Haïti, a été capturé ce soir par les forces militaires du Salvador, à la suite d'une opération nocturne. 🇸🇻 bravo @nayibbukele 👏👏👏
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Thanks for 3,000 Reclaimers. The future of Halo is burning bright and burning blue. 343's journey is over and ours is just getting started. Remember, you ARE Forerunner. This franchise is OUR birthright, and we WILL Reclaim it.
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My theme was chosen to support my fellow service members and vets going through tough stuff. I'm not going to speak on politics even after I retheme next year. I'm not interested in talking about politics as an anime girl. My annual Veteran's Day charity event is next week. 🤎
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WWII M1941 Johnson, the competitor to the M1 Garand. But was passed over due to cost of manufacture, and parts complexity. It shoots the same 30-06 but doesn’t have the classic Garand “Ping” Sourced from Legacy Collectibles
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TLDR Sir. Respectfully. Youre all pussies. You backed out of mass deportations because “muh offensive” Not one single arrest was made when you lot were handed the information. You backed out of public execution. Ive never once heard stern talk or threats to thune Instead of reaching out to the one demographic that has a massive impact, you used us for memes and propaganda. Then remember sarah huckabee sanders? She went ahead and used gamers as an insult when the largest recipient of cash from the government is another demographic that NONE OF YOU are brave enough to address. We watch the left act like monkeys They fling shit Have burned down cities globally Have assassinated people and celebrated You were handed gold. And you and everyone around you decided to pussyfoot around. Im sorry, but is everyone around you retarded? Who said to focus on memes instead of tangible outreach and effort? you want to admit you have rock suckers around you? Really? Hire better advisors. You grabbed us by the balls while bending us over a barrel, fucking us raw. You grabbed and yanked. We did the work for you. And you just laughed.
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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Frog Dreams (1/5)
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BREAKING: Philemina Spark is projected to defeat Wilhelmina Frost in the election for Captain of the Ostellian Royal Guard amid growing opposition to the war in Westellia. 71% chance.
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I understand why they banned mods from the main server in hd2, no one would be able to keep up with what modders are doing.
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The algorithm recommended me a reel talking about a 125 million dollar penthouse in NYC and I realized about halfway through they were using a vtuber Thriller cover made by the Phase Connect girls 😭 im crying lmfao
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Happy Birthday to Jaydolf Jitler
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Hysterical Perfection
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Space King x Space Marine 2 Warhammer 40k crossover Animation by Cam-Art (Camille Hubert)
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This 97 year old diner still serves their Coke the old-fashioned way. HAPPY NOVEMBER!
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B.C. - a cancelled Xbox game from Intrepid Computer Entertainment. This was meant to be a third-person action RPG. This game was in production from 2001 to 2004 and it kills me that it was never released. A thread.
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After all of these years, it has finally been found! Fans of Jurassic Park, I humbly present to you, the animated Pitch Trailers for the canceled Jurassic Park Animated Show! More info coming soon!
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This is what I wanted Halo Wars to be when it was announced! 🥹🤯
Halo: Theater of War blends Halo: Reach's combat system, with Halo Wars' RTS mechanics.
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What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived. Rest easy, Sir Patrick 🖖
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