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Professional nerd. Loves: the buds, my dogs, my woman and my family. Hates: Flip Flops

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Joined November 2009
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Chris Farley’s Tragic 1997 Return to Saturday Night Live Dark Side of Comedy
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TEDDY BLUEGER EMPTY-NETTER AGAINST HIS FORMER TEAM 🥹 Shoutout to Willy for sending it over on the two-on-one 💙 #leafs
THE MAPLE LEAFS COME INTO VANCOUVER AND PICK UP A MUCH-NEEDED WIN!!! Goals from Matthews, Nylander, MacEwen and Blueger on the night, along with a great start from Anthony Stolarz in goal The Maple Leafs will now head home for a stretch of games against some big names next week LFG 💪💙 #leafs
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Gonna be real honest @EA I’m not purchasing another title under your label until @bioware IPs are released to the dev teams that loved them so much and put their hearts and souls into them. @masseffect and @dragonage just being the first two that come to mind. #SaveMassEffect
Gonna be real honest @EA I’m not purchasing another title under your label until @bioware IPs are released to the dev teams that loved them so much and put their hearts and souls into them. @masseffect and @dragonage just being the first two that come to mind. #SaveMassEffect
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KUCHEROV IS OPEN TO BE TRADED TO MONTREAL OR TORONTO
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Enjoy the day friends.
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Damn... this story hits heavy. She asked him to stop initiating, he actually listened for *sixteen months*, no pressure, no sneaking, nothing. And then one day he’s like “yeah I’m done living like roommates.” The quiet part is what gets me. He wasn’t yelling or cheating or making threats. He just slowly checked out while still showing up for the kid and the laundry. That’s the scary part is when the fighting stops because one person already left in their head. Sixteen months of “I’ll tell you when I’m ready” with no timeline is a long time to keep hoping the connection comes back. You can’t take one of the biggest parts of marriage off the table indefinitely and act surprised when the other person eventually walks. Painful story. Real one though.
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It’s a haunted house for girlfriends
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Replying to @kylegriffin1
I am looking forward to the upcoming indictments of the @TheJusticeDept personnel. They forgot about John Mitchell.
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Wow.
The Canadian government nearly balanced its budget in August, with tax revenue eclipsing government spending. Furthermore, the budget deficit after the first five months of the current fiscal year is roughly half the comparable year-ago level. morningstar.com/news/dow-jon…
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Another American player ran out of town by evil Canadian fans! When will it end!
BREAKING: Nikita Kucherov has informed the Tampa Bay Lightning that he will NOT be re-signing and would like to be traded, per @FriedgeHNIC 😱 The reasons for the trade request are currently unknown. Kucherov is in the final year of an 8-year, $76M contract carrying a $9.5M cap hit.
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Back into ME2 today. Almost finished part 2. Then into part 3. What a fantastic series. It’s a travesty that BF3 was green lit ahead of ME universe.
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Replying to @USAmbCanada
No it hasn’t. 7 years away from taking that sludge out of the ground at best. And you can’t count another countries oil fiends as your reserves because you kidnapped their president you dumb MAGA fuck.
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Sure...sure...what ever you say @StephenM
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had to make this after what jon stewart said at the 41 minute mark
Joined Jon Stewart on @weeklyshowpod to talk about the AI bubble, the massive credit risk of AI data centers, Anthropic's S-1, and how American retail investors are massively exposed to the unwinding of the AI trade. youtube.com/watch?v=3sDzlv-V…
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Mike Judge was a true vissionary.
had to make this after what jon stewart said at the 41 minute mark
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Welcome to Toronto lad!
Nikita Kucherov has informed the Lightning that he will not re-sign with the team and has requested a trade, per @FriedgeHNIC 🤯
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‼️ UPDATE ON THE BINANCE HACK: Whoever emptied a Binance hot wallet had 50 authorisations signed with that wallet's own private key, on-chain data shows. Under Ethereum's EIP-7702, an authorisation is a signed permission that lets a wallet hand control of itself to code. Each one works only for the wallet's next transaction number, its nonce. Binance's wallet was still sending transactions, so that number kept moving. The sender didn't know which number would be live, so they packed all 50 into one transaction, Blockaid says. One matched. That one installed a sweeper contract on the wallet. Blockaid found that only the Tornado Cash-funded sender can operate it. Minutes later it emptied the wallet of $1.6B in USDT, 167,464 ETH and 60+ other tokens. Only that key, or the system that holds it, can produce those signatures. How the sender got them is unknown. Across Ethereum, Bitcoin and Tron, at least $5.57B left Binance-linked wallets. Binance says user funds are "completely safe" but has not explained how.
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BREAKING: World's largest crypto exchange Binance hacked with over $5.6 billion stolen: • $1.45 billion $BTC • $875 million $ETH • $234 million $TRX • $50 million $XAUT • $1.57 billion $USDT • $823 million $USDC • $75 million $WBETH • $88.5 million $RLUSD + $447.5 million additional cryptocurrencies This is the largest hack in crypto history.
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BREAKING: Reports that billions of dollars worth of crypto have been hacked from the world's largest exchange Binance
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