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Of all people, Ned Fulmer from the the Try Guys cheating on his wife is the final puzzle piece to my single origin story.
Anyone else feels like they could never have a wedding, because that involves mixing your friend groups? And also your family?!
Like which personality do I use ???
People that aren’t even famous who censor out their baby’s pictures with an emoji, do you know you can just not post it at all ?
Tried to get out of a mimosa corset dress today and nearly died from asphyxiation. Beautiful dress though. Would wear again 🤡
Not me walking out of Cheers Pub mid drink and going into Crescat just to use the bathroom because it’s 2024 and Cinnamon Grand still hasn’t installed bidets 🙄
My biggest fear at OGF is getting run over by that kiddies train.
If you hear “It’s a small world after all” getting louder from behind you , start running 🤡
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All the society’s pressures: being a good son, being a good friend, marrying and being a good husband & father, everyone always expecting you to be something, all of it goes away when you meet the right person, who’s like a reflection of you & you can just… be you
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namjoon is a fucking genius for portraying the standards that are pushed upon society, to have a wife and kids, to live in a polished house, the juxtaposition of his chill hang outs with his friends to the life he's "supposed" to have
I just love when social media reaffirms the ick you have for an ex, like yes I saw a video of you dancing and now I have second hand embarrassment again.
The only acceptable remake of Avatar the last Airbender was already done by the Ember Island Players!!
The best thing about the film Easy A is the main character’s parents 🥹 actual relationship and family goals 🤌🏽
Does anyone else sometimes randomly feel an ant bite on your body, and when you look to check you find that there’s nothing there 🥲













