Almost Died. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily, I was playing The Binding of Isaac. He suddenly started watching Keeper gameplay and took his own life. Thank God.

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Okami · Oct 21, 2026 · 2:22 AM UTC

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Okami@DaiShinOkamiOct 21

Ian (SpiderDoraemon) (#RWBYxVIZ) Play Tsukihime@spiderdoraemonOct 20

Here’s the full video lol

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cianna · Oct 19, 2026 · 9:50 PM UTC

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cianna@realslimsh4dyOct 19

They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful

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GPC · Oct 18, 2026 · 5:04 PM UTC

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GPC@GPC_GloballOct 18

🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Lieu: "The full Epstein files show that Trump raped children."

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Jackson · Oct 19, 2026 · 7:21 PM UTC

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Jackson@FrameDodgeOct 19

patent pending

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2JANK · Oct 19, 2026 · 4:07 PM UTC

2JANK@BALLSTICKMANOct 19

Y'all ever notice thermometers are gone? There used to be cool ass different designed thermometers everywhere. On fridges, shared areas, different brands, or decorative. Now there's just a digital somewhere or nothing at all.

bing · Oct 18, 2026 · 10:20 PM UTC

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bing

@bangbowbingOct 18

Big Normal is removing the autism from video games

Waleed@Waleedx2007Oct 17

RE4 (2005) × RE4 (2023)

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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed · Oct 18, 2026 · 12:38 AM UTC

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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed

@AbdulElSayedOct 18

He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm. Wonder what’s changed?

Aaron Rupar

@atruparOct 16

Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."

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2JANK · Oct 18, 2026 · 11:07 PM UTC

2JANK@BALLSTICKMANOct 18

Tell em.

Soulja Boy

@souljaboyOct 18

What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽

Mr. Too Damn Nice With It · Oct 18, 2026 · 7:55 PM UTC

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Mr. Too Damn Nice With It@ArmorofIreOct 18

I figured it out but I'm not telling you what it is

CoveredGeekly

@CoveredGeeklyOct 18

John Carpenter says nobody has figured out the ending of The Thing correctly yet "Every idea that people have is not the right one, I know the right one... no one has guessed it" xitter.cf/AcademyMuseum/status/2…

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