Alan Simpson (@BAlan2468) profile picture

Just a lawyer in Kentucky who dresses like a doctor. Big Blue Nation, Purple Nation, NTGLTY

Joined May 2011
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Wow that @DannySpxp guy has really let himself go. He’s a dead ringer for @JayBilas #ChampionsClassic
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This is more messed up than a football bat!
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He will fit right in up in DC! #TinyTaylor
You have no business being a representative after you sent unsolicited pictures of your Tennessee tallywacker to those poor women.
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This never gets old and the message is timeless. Go Cats!
Low down dirty snitches
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Is anyone shocked?
The @KHSAA has informed teams that the state soccer brackets have been wrong until tonight. It's now Dunbar-Central Hardin and South Oldham-Highlands girls Tuesday and Dunbar-Bardstown and St. X-Ryle boys on Wednesday. Day of prep wasted.
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I’ve spoken to more people during jury selection!
as a protester disrupts JD Vance's speech in Montana, the camera pans out to show the rather modest crowd he's speaking to
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I’m glad to share that @Purples_Soccer is 2-0 against local heavyweight Greg Howard and the @KHSAA It looks like KHSAA has become the Kentucky version of @FIFAcom. By the way I still want my do over. #BGWhat #OneExtraSnowDayGary #SuitcaseSimpson
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Replying to @BgBadBoyz
Heard the Warren County Schools A.D. is the Chairman for the KHSAA board. No reason for a replay, both teams played under the same rules. Complete hogwash decision
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Literally a 1st. What a joke
UNBELIEVABLE TURN OF EVENTS! THE SHOOTOUT IS BACK ON! Just when everyone thought the Bowling Green Purples had defeated the Warren Central Dragons, a KHSAA ruling has changed everything! Due to an incorrect application of the penalty shootout rules, the two teams will return to finish the shootout—not replay the entire match! HERE'S THE TWIST: Warren Central picks up with its sixth penalty kick! If Warren Central misses, Bowling Green wins! If Warren Central scores, the shootout continues until a winner is determined! TONIGHT — Monday, October 26 🕡 6:30 PM 📍 Bowling Green Junior High SPORTING TIMES/STLIVESTREAM WILL BE THERE TO BRING YOU THIS UNBELIEVABLE FINISH LIVE! WATCH LIVE & FREE at STFanclub.com You couldn't script a finish like this! Two rivals, one kick, and a championship result still to be decided! DON'T MISS IT!
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I hereby request a do over of my last at bat at the KHSAA baseball state tournament in 1981. I was safe at first. The 1st baseman’s foot was off the bag. So what can @KHSAA do to help me out? Hopefully St X AD isn’t on the board of control…..#SueEmGary
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I smell a rat!
Following a KHSAA ruling, Purples Soccer will play under protest tonight at 6:30 PM at The Pit. BGISD is appealing. The 4th Region Championship restarts on the 6th kick of a sudden death shootout with Bowling Green leading 5-4. GO PURPLES!
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I wonder how many times a referee mistake has been overturned after the game is declared final? I smell a rat!
After a ruling from KHSAA the Region 4 boys' soccer championship a protest from Warren Central has been upheld and the game will resume in penalty kicks at Bowling Green Junior High tonight at 6:30, the KHSAA confirmed
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This is not a believable post. First Canada now Alaska…….
The Department of Justice does not seek to stop any ballot from being cast or to stop the certification of Alaska's election. This litigation seeks to ensure that after Alaskans cast their ballots, they are preserved in a manner so that only Alaska's governing officials have the information necessary to make a determination as to whether Alaskan voters were confused or mislead. The lawsuit was written by Justice Department attorneys and the Department did not coordinate with any campaign or candidate, but rather relied solely on federal law.
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Dayum @BuckSexton is either wearing a cheap wig or is a 2nd cousin to @ZelenskyyUa #SquirrelsNest
SEXTON: What has the Trump administration been working on to help people pay their bills? SCOTT BESSENT: The Biden administration ...
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Probably a good thing I’m not one of these reporters……I would absolutely rip him a new ass on live TV
YIKES 😳 Trump snaps at a reporter asking him about why he's dismissing sexual abuse allegations 👇 WOMAN REPORTER: Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sexual abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
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Hopefully he gets his ankle monitor off too…….
This guy is about to have the best night of his life
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The front porch, because we are on top!
If @UKFootball is the doormat of the SEC what do you call the THIRTEEN teams behind them in the SEC STANDINGS?
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Are we really surprised?
Misspelling the name of your own country in a document about super intelligence is an impressive feat.
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And you thought it couldn't get more orange...
BREAKING: President Donald Trump will attend Neyland Stadium this weekend for the massive Tennessee-Texas showdown, according to Clay Travis. 👀 No. 1 Texas travels to Knoxville to take on No. 14 Tennessee in one of the biggest SEC matchups of the weekend. The game kicks off at 12 PM ET on ABC. College GameDay, Checker Neyland and now the President reportedly in attendance. Knoxville is going to be absolutely PACKED on Saturday. 🏟️🔥
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