A False Crime Podcast. Mia Mulder, November Kelly and Lucy team up to solve the mystery of why we wanted to be detectives before we knew we were women.

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easily rizzing up the butches by being unfathomably old
NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we investigate whether ACAB could possibly include such an unassuming old lady as Your Actual Mum's Favourite Detective, Miss Jane Marple.
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Hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard
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smoking all of these, housing the Ferrero Rocher and shooting myself in the head like the end of Death on the Nile
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enough pod… to fill the Nile 🫳🍸
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Harry du Bois’ car if he was a lesbian
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If they ever make a sequel or spiritual successor by the same creators I think we should at the very least let Harry cross dress. New thought: transsexual overground +5xp for saying gender non conforming stuff. - 1 conceptualization, bad early transition fashion sense
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mr evrart is helping me to find my bonus episode
BONUS EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we investigate perhaps the most Crashing Out detective of all time, Harry du Bois from Disco Elysium. Full episode available now on Patreon 🫡🫡 patreon.com/posts/bonus-epis…
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mr evrart is helping me find my thigh highs
BONUS EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we investigate perhaps the most Crashing Out detective of all time, Harry du Bois from Disco Elysium. Full episode available now on Patreon 🫡🫡 patreon.com/posts/bonus-epis…
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