“Lies We Told”, a short film I wrote & directed, is up now on YouTube Watch here: youtu.be/hi67j9RgoTE

The guy who leaked the GTA 6 trailer

People don’t understand how INSANE this was to watch live. I saw it with a group of 10 people who all liked to comment and make jokes while watching TV, but while we watched Ozymandias it was just stunned silence intermittently disrupted by GENUINE gasps. Masterpiece of TV.

Me: “Mom can we get McDonald’s?” Mom: “No we have food at home.” Me:

RELEASE THE GERWIG CUT

What stage of capitalism is this?

I was just trying to swim

I just hope somehow this success leads to a studio green lighting a Fortnite movie just for it to be the worst fucking thing ever.

Serious question: Who the fuck buys these magazines at the grocery story? Has anyone ever seen a SINGLE person pick one up at check out and actually buy one? Because I have NEVER. How are they still in print? I don’t understand.

My 6 year old niece lost her tooth and told me the tooth fairy gave her 20 dollars and my immediate question was “after taxes?”

In my anarchist era

“You know what? You’re a real motherfucker!” Sigmund Freud: *sighs “I wish”

BRENDAN FRASER LETS FUCKING GO

Last nights episode of The Last of Us was incredible and proof that sometimes it’s good to deviate from the source material as long as you have an even more compelling, powerful story to tell. This show rules. #TheLastOfUs

My spidey sense is tingling

S’all good, man.

The theater is my church and this is my pastor

I turn 28 in 16 days.

Still believing this is the greatest country on earth should be considered a mental illness at this point.

The world ended in 2012 and we are all actually dead.

Okay fine, I’ll just say it: The Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy (1-3) is better than both the original Star Wars and Lord of the Rings trilogies and I will be massacred on this hill.