Dear Caleb Williams haters, Listen, I get it. If he played for a division rival’s team I’d probably find every way possible to mock him. The nails, the crying on the cart, it would all be fair game. I’d call him every name I could think of. I’d probably try to find some advanced stat where he’s temporarily bottom 10 or some retarded shit like that. But trust me when I say this; when he plays for your team, it fuckin rules. Nothing you say about him can hurt my feelings. We have the guy for the first time in our lives, and it’s awesome. I’m genuinely so happy about it. Have you seen the shit he can do with a football? It’s magic. Suck it & Bear Down