
I don’t not look like Paul Dano. Socialist NBA watcher. Formerly: @OPPMagicBlog. Currently: library professional. He/him/his.
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Moe Wagner just signaled to the Nets bench to challenge after getting called for a foul. The officals reviewed, and not only was it a foul, it got upgraded to a flagrant.
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big fan of the process adjustment for paolo last night. quicker decisions with the ball: over the last 3 yrs he avgd 5.64 sec per touch, last night he was at 3.13 (6th on the team!!)
shot chart says it all. everything off drives, rolls, screens, pullups & c&s. ZERO iso FGA.
Evan Dunlap 🍉 retweeted
On this day 34 years ago, David Lynch's ‘TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME’ released in theaters.
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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: @WFTV and TV27 are now the local TV broadcast partners of the @OrlandoMagic.
We will bring you EVERY GAME FOR FREE THIS SEASON! (Excluding national TV games). Includes access on YouTube TV.
We will also bring you pre/post access and special content.
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Replying to @OrlandoMagic
I was there actually watching this live 🤣. We didn’t know he had handle like that 🔥😬
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(set of TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS")
ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him
POSIDEON: Laestrygonia
Evan Dunlap 🍉 retweeted
Thought this was very thoughtfully written from @teamziller newsletter this morning
🔗 teamziller.com/gary-trent-jr…
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this will be portrayed as based but ultimately the emerging pattern of players having to choose between the money they’re worth and the ability to build a team sucks when every owner is a quadrillionaire
Wembanyama decided on the 25% maximum instead of the 30% supermax escalators to $303M, after he and the Spurs went through multiple frameworks. A major decision for the All-NBA star and Defensive Player of the Year entering his fourth season.
San Antonio worked in close partnership with Wembanyama and his representatives, offering the full super max and different variations of extensions. But Wembanyama ultimately chose a contract sacrifice rooted in giving him and the organization increased ability to build a sustained title contender around him.
Evan Dunlap 🍉 retweeted
can we have one fucking thing that doesn't get ruined by getting bought out by degenerate subhuman billionaires
Netflix, Paramount, Sony and Versant have all had early talks about potentially buying Letterboxd.
(Source: puck.news/ted-sarandos-youtu…)
Evan Dunlap 🍉 retweeted
Annual reminder to read this @owenlhjphillips column
thef5.substack.com/p/summer-…
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Orlando Magic salary cap situation after waiving Jonathan Isaac.
They can now fill their remaining roster spots with minimum salaries without exceeding the second apron.
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Super helpful tracker from @JonChep that keeps up with where all of the UDFAs are landing with Two-Way, E10 and Summer League signings:
rookiescale.com/2026-udfa-tr…
Evan Dunlap 🍉 retweeted
izaiyah nelson entered this game and instantly began wrecking shop, he dominates this entire possession with his size, length and motor. a monster physical/athletic talent





































