I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me
Oxford, England
Joined September 2010
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“Hey Blind how often do you cook?”
Well I just called a recipe “food instructions” so not that often
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BlindRyder609™ retweeted
Thank you, United Kingdom 🇺🇦🤝🇬🇧
#UkraineSaysThankYou
#UkraineIndependenceDay
I know that USAAF stands for United States of America Air force, but I can’t be the only one who’s sees it and thinks it should stand for United States of America As Fuck
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Definitely earned my pancakes today cycled 30 miles, no I’m very tired and extremely full #foodcoma
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BlindRyder609™ retweeted
Pancake Day Schedule:
- Wake up
- See if Father Pancake has been
- Open all your pancakes
- Cook Pancake Lunch
- Watch King’s Pancake Speech
- Fall asleep for a bit
- Watch a pancake film
- Make sandwich from pancake leftovers
- Bed
So for valentines this year I got that special person in my life a new mountain bike,
it’s me the special person is me
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As much as I love playing this thing, tuning it is the Bain of my existence. Now the gruelling task of changing it from drop C to standard #guitar #FloydRose #Ibanez
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BlindRyder609™ retweeted
“Say that again” - I wasn’t listening
“Pardon?” - I didn’t hear you
“Eh?” - What are you on about?
“You what?” - What the hell are you on about?
“What did you just say?” - I might have to fight you
“I beg your pardon” - I might have to challenge you to a duel
Growing a mullet is a lot like driving a sports car, in your head it’ll attract loads of women but in reality the only compliments you get are from guys.
#mullet #EightiesThrowback
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Hey @RedShoesMoment I think this is a sign
It’s official. If your Christmas tree is still up, you need to leave it up until next Christmas. Sorry, we don’t make the rules.
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BlindRyder609™ retweeted
We all agree that Jim Carrey’s Grinch is hot right? This isn’t just a me thing?