@BTechComedian

एक White-Collar IT कॉर्पोरेट चा मजुर 🙋| Pre-COVID Stand-up Comedian🎙️now trying to Rekindle | Career, Social Media and Personal Life are parallel universes 🌌

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Joined February 2021
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Bachelor of Engineering in Information Technology 😌
DealzTrendz
@dealztrendz27 Feb 2023
Have you ever purchased something just because you saw someone else using/wearing it on social media? If so, what was it?)
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My biggest career regret was leaving an Investment Bank for TCS. Relocating to Pune, adrenaline rush of upskilling, chasing H1B dream, I was all in. What felt like a leap forward became a blunder. I wish I had Zakir's wisdom to make peace with it today 😌
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🗣️ - "मला असं वाटतं प्रत्येक पुरुषाला त्याच्या लायकी पेक्षा जास्त मिळालेली गोष्ट म्हणजे स्त्री आहे"
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Journey for 40-50 LPA is indeed hard path but for someone like me who started at 3.01 LPA and very mediocre skill. It's a cake walk for one who started career at - Financial Bank, Investment firm, Quantitative finance - Equity Broker - Semiconductor Companies - AI/ML research
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@devops_nk11h
Everyone wants ₹40–50 LPA. Very few want the journey that comes with it. People earning ₹40–50L+ often made uncomfortable choices: → Risky switches → Moving cities → Longer hours → Weekend work → Taking career risks Meanwhile, some people want ₹50L without accepting any uncertainty. There’s nothing wrong with choosing stability. But you can’t demand the upside without accepting the trade-offs. Ambition without commitment eventually becomes frustration.
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लोकं बाकी भारी आहेत, आधी एखाद्याला जीव लावायचा आणि ideology कळली की आई बहीण करायची. मग संतोष पंडित, केदार जाधव ते सुफियान. म्हणजे आधी सुफियानला Science साठी follow केलं आणि नंतर NEET वेळी सपोर्ट केला तर धर्म मधात आणून Hate केला. सर्व एकाच माळेचे मणी, बस एकमेकांकडे बोटं दाखवायची.
Rishabh dubey (भारतीय)
@rishabhdubey095Oct 21
Failed cricketer failed human being
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Visiting cafés and restaurants adds another layer of pressure to dress aesthetically. Round-neck T-shirts and track pants are my comfort zone, but at every nice place, I see linen shirts and crop tops to sarees. I believe WFH has definitely contributed to my fashion disconnect.
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Thanks sanket sir :)
Sanket@BTechComedianOct 21
Finally 🎉🔥, Welcome to family bro
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अरे आकाश, काहीही झाले तरी Batman - The Panauti ला IPO लागायचा दूरची गोष्ट साधं Apply सुद्धा करू देऊ नका. हवे तर निर्मला बेन सोबत बोलून घरातले सर्व Bank Account Freeze, UPI ID Block करा, SEBI सोबत बोला पण ह्यो गड्याने IPO लावला नाही पाहिजे.
Batman 🦇@theWolvosagaOct 21
Groww वाले स्वतःहून मला msg करू करू सांगायलेत जिओ ipo ला apply करा.. करू का मगं apply... Bongfiglio अन tongo ला apply केलंय. बघू आज मिळतो का
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Finally 🎉🔥, Welcome to family bro
अभ्या_मित्रा@Abhya__Oct 21
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The Regret feature was developed for bloodbaths like today, so you could feel proud of your SMART EXIT decisions💃🕺💃 #NIFTY #stockmarket
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रत्ना सिंह वाला व्यक्तित्व 🔥
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If bond is broken, mean we already rebelling then why can't they say "जज साहब, फाड़ दीजिए कानून की ये किताबें"
TIMES NOW
@TimesNowOct 21
BREAKING || Delhi HC Raps CJP's Saurav Das & Ashutosh Ranka - HC to Saurav Das & Ashutosh Ranka: You broke bond conditions
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- 8 eMudhra certificate compromised - eMudhra Ltd plunged 20 percent - Indian IT image turnised at global level - Users and Investors getting impacted *Le Electronics and IT Ministry
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Elon Musk is still the second richest guy in the world 🌎
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The actual reason why most of lower middle class, who thrives through career and earning well now, still hesitate to touch luxury even with enough wallet.
Abhyudyaya@AbhyudyayaOct 21
Replying to @BTechComedian
Sir आजकाल जो तो बघावं तर iPhone वापरतोय... आणि आपण चांगल कमावून सुद्धा iPhone साठी पैसे खर्च करण्यासाठी मन धजावत नाही🙄
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2020 मध्ये मोठ्या उत्साहात Oneplus 8T घेतला, आज हँग मारतोय, बॅटरी आणि स्क्रीन बदलून झाली. जेंव्हा पासून बांधकाम झाल, माझं मोजमाप Utilisation मध्ये बदलल. फोन-व्हॉट्सॲप-Meme-Twitter साठी चाळीस हजाराचा गरजेचा आहे ? आणि तसेही मोबाईल बघून कोणी किंमत करावी अशी माझी मानसिकता ही नाही.
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१/११ 🧵 "आमदारकी नको, पण 'गोकुळ'चा संचालक करा!" असं कोल्हापुरात का म्हणतात? कारण राज्य सरकारच्या पाठबळाशिवाय केवळ एका जिल्ह्याचा हा सहकारी संघ वर्षाला ४,१८५+ कोटींची उलाढाल करतो! मग महाराष्ट्रातले इतर जिल्हा संघ कुठे गेले? वाचा थ्रेड 👇
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🚨We are hiring Insurance Advisors at Ditto Insurance This is a fully remote, work-from-home role. You do not need prior experience and or any insurance background. The only hard requirement is that you are comfortable in English + Hindi/Tamil/Telugu because that is how you will actually talk to people. Freshers are welcome and we train you right from scratch. What we however cannot teach is whether you genuinely care about the person on the other side of the conversation, and that is the one thing we are actually looking for. So if helping someone and watching your work make a real difference sounds like the kind of day you want, we would love to hear from you. The link to apply is in the tweet below.
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France and Europe Violent Protest #FranceProtests #modiji #FranceRiots #delhipolice #cjp
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The impact of low rainfall in Maharashtra is real. I'm recording a video from the exact same spot I filmed in October 2024. Compare the visuals from both years, and you’ll see the stark difference in water levels. The situation speaks for itself.
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Sanket@BTechComedian6 Oct 2024
निसर्गाच्या कुशीत नदी काठी एक टुमदार घर, समोर आवडती फुलांची झाडे आणि मागे परसबाग, शेतात सोयाबीन, तुर, किंवा कापूस, चांगले 4G Network आणि Work From Home, शनिवारी नजीकच्या जिल्हा परिषद शाळेवर मोफत Computer चा क्लास, अजून काय हवय एखाद्या मजुराला 😌🧿
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