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When it is time to die, let us not discover that we never lived. - Henry David Thoreau
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can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Every bum in the league healthier than ever
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doing a line of hope
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Realest shit he ever did
Idk this Jorja lady but she has my guy stuck👀 I’m dying 🤣🤣
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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okay this is my first time seeing the video of that little harry & kate kane moment with david beckham!!😭😭
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Ate a disproportionate number of sour peach gummy rings at the work retreat and heard a few audible gasps come from the snack room and someone exclaim “how are they all gone already?!”
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Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like “Just remember, they don’t pay for all those commercials because people win all the time” and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like “Woah… yeah… huh…”
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Wow. 🏆
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Ever since I learned spiders learn our routines to stay out the way, I be feelin kinda bad when I catch one lackin. Like my bad gang, I’m not usually awake at this hour you’re right. This isn’t a death sentence for you I promise
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One thing I do enjoy about Kitchen Nightmares is that Gordon loves to gossip with the hostesses. He lovesss to get them to talk shit with him
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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falcons deadass the most confusing franchise in sports
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met a girl at a wedding in denver and learned we were standing next to each other at a show 8 years ago in portland
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scarborough legend forever rest in peace Eric Bauza
Daffy Duck X Optimus Prime @DaytimeEmmys Congratulations to Living Legend Peter Cullen on your Lifetime Achievement EMMY Award 🙏🏻
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Mbappé x Jude
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