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"Tall people are scary." -@786Joel #BaconsaleQuotes #HappyHalloween Episode 570: Creatures from the Baconsale Lagoon baconsale.com/2026/10/26/bac…

"The ocean hides what is beneath you." -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 570: Creatures from the Baconsale Lagoon baconsale.com/2026/10/26/bac…

Monday Episode Teaser Question: Which popular bands give off Halloween vibes?

"You know what scares me? Everything in the water." -@ZackeryWestern #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 570: Creatures from the Baconsale Lagoon baconsale.com/2026/10/26/bac…

"There's no way that storm systems exist, so must be a beast." -@ZackeryWestern #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 570: Creatures from the Baconsale Lagoon baconsale.com/2026/10/26/bac…

"Mermaids aren't included because mermaids are real." -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 570: Creatures from the Baconsale Lagoon baconsale.com/2026/10/26/bac…

Joel, Kent, and Zack have explored every ocean, sea, lake, and river to find the strangest and creepiest fictional aquatic creatures around. Which of these monsters do you fear the most? Baconsale Episode 570: Creatures from the Baconsale Lagoon baconsale.com/2026/10/26/bac…

"The family that Purges together stays together." -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 569: What Would Baconsale Boo? baconsale.com/2026/10/19/bac…

Monday Episode Teaser Question: Which mythical creature would you least like to encounter while on the water?

"You don't know that your boss is not a cannibal right now." -@ZackeryWestern #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 569: What Would Baconsale Boo? baconsale.com/2026/10/19/bac…

"Pamela Voorhees is basically Batman. -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 569: What Would Baconsale Boo? baconsale.com/2026/10/19/bac…

"I would rather have a haunted bed than graveyard grass." -@ZackeryWestern #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 569: What Would Baconsale Boo? baconsale.com/2026/10/19/bac…

"Graveyards make the best neighbors." -@786Joel #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 569: What Would Baconsale Boo? baconsale.com/2026/10/19/bac…

We’re fully embracing the macabre because all of our hypothetical questions are Halloween-themed, including the unsettling scenarios submitted by you. What would you have done in these spooky situations? Baconsale Episode 569: What Would Baconsale Boo? baconsale.com/2026/10/19/bac…

"This is why I'm afraid of brunettes." -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 568: Foreign Horror Endeavors baconsale.com/2026/10/12/bac…

"I don't know if I've seen a forror that I didn't like." -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 568: Foreign Horror Endeavors baconsale.com/2026/10/12/bac…

Monday Episode Teaser Question: Would you allow a scary ghost to haunt your house for $5,000 a month?

"I still have a soul that I'd like to not damage too much." -@786Joel #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 568: Foreign Horror Endeavors baconsale.com/2026/10/12/bac…

"Give me the grim ending." -@ZackeryWestern #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 568: Foreign Horror Endeavors baconsale.com/2026/10/12/bac…

"Ringu is my least favorite Beatle." -@Kenny3DD #BaconsaleQuotes Episode 568: Foreign Horror Endeavors baconsale.com/2026/10/12/bac…