Abbot.

Jack Abbot. #ThePittRP #MVRP

Strap in, focus up, pucker your...No. Not that one. And don't go having a heart attack on the job. We don't have the beds for it.

Well rested? We have 10+ victims coming in, this is no time for jokes Dr. Langdon.

Back from being AWOL(Sabbatical)

If only everyone was so lucky.

I don't have nearly enough free time for that. Maybe when I retire.

One nice thing about having a leg that detaches is it makes putting my foot in my mouth easier. All that bending so many of you have to do so frequently would throw my back out.

Remember to stay hydrated for the dance floor.

Finally got the AC fixed. Now time for the next shift.

It feels like the sun is still up outside in here. Why does central cooling always decide to break just before August? ...Mmm, it'll take too long to get admin to approve repairs. I'll do it myself.

//Nothing :)

(Reading the chart of the officer that came in with a slash on their arm.) (...He has excuses prepared for most situations, but not this one.) Get one of the student doctors on this one. And keep me updated. Away from. Her. (That was natural, yeah? Yeah.)

I want you all to know she knows my starting word and was able to tell which letters hit. Two weeks of old man on the roof.

I'm getting a sleeping bag and staying on the roof for the next week.

If anyone in the lobby claims their grandma got blown up by a bazooka, get security. They're wasting our time with a very serious topic. Once you've seen what that boom looks like you won't laugh about the kaplow.

Patient said I 'Look like a woodcutter, but for tiktok'. ...I can usually parse these kind of things, but I'm struggling here. Anyone understand?