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Keith Galbraith retweeted
How else do you explain to the world what Putin’s fascist Russia really is today?
Over the past 24 hours or so, Russia has taken a heavy blow to its key oil port near St. Petersburg, lost two helicopters and a fighter jet while trying to repel a swarm of Ukrainian drones, watched its largest oil refinery in Omsk go up in flames and explosions yet again, and lost another roughly 1,000 soldiers on the Ukrainian front without advancing a single inch.
And what does this great, invincible, fearsome Russia do in response, as it prepares for a “new Yalta” to carve up the world among three superpowers alongside the United States and China?
It heroically bombs a home improvement store in Kyiv in the middle of the night!
Keith Galbraith retweeted
BREAKING: Buckingham Palace has announced with profound regret that Royal Correspondent Nicholas Witchell has wanked himself into a coma
Keith Galbraith retweeted
Elon Musk is a military contractor with access to highly sensitive national security info. He also cheated on his wife Talulah, used ketamine, publicly smoked weed with Joe Rogan, and has regular phone calls with Vladimir Putin. Why is he treated differently than Jensen Huang?
Keith Galbraith retweeted
The police lineup scene in THE USUAL SUSPECTS (1995) was supposed to be played completely straight, but Benicio del Toro and the cast couldn’t stop laughing. After an entire day of failed takes, Bryan Singer gave up and kept the funniest version.
Keith Galbraith retweeted
Who would believe Putin’s promises? Who would believe Trump’s security guarantees? Both men are serial liars and fantasists and have been consistently on the same side to dismember Ukraine for profit. It’s all garbage to delay necessary action by Europe and the US Congress.
🚨 The U.S. has asked Russia to accept U.S. and NATO security guarantees for Ukraine modeled on Articles 4 and 5.
A U.S. official tells reporters on a call: “What they would be getting would be effectively very similar to NATO.”
“I think right now there's definitely security guarantees that we'll discuss. Again, we'll see what President Trump decides if he wants to grant it. Getting a U.S. security guarantee is a really, really big deal. But, but that'll be up to him and President Zelensky to discuss.”
Keith Galbraith retweeted
Vance and Rubio’s Presidential hopes just died tonight.
Hegseth is toast.
The fallout from this is going to be epic.
Keith Galbraith retweeted
What I’m about to write is true and very funny. A few years ago; the company that makes Cards Against Humanity bought a piece of land in Texas which sits on the space X campus. On that land they are building a statue explicitly to annoy Elon Musk. 🧵
