@BadRealtyPhotos

Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos on Twitter. A celebration of low standards and a lack of attention to detail.

 London, UK
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Joined November 2013
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"We always liked the idea that the preparation and the consequences happened in the same room."
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All too often, Garden Chairs of Solitude follow the familiar, sad decline into habitual drunkenness.
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Use warm colours and soft furnishings to create a homely, comforting ambience.
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"I'll come back inside when the air fryer's ready to apologise"
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Reasonably sure that's not how a bed bath works.
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Included in the sale is a basket of spare socks.
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Police want to speak to anyone from the 1970s.
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Ted called. Asked why you don't work from home anymore.
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Rex could see it was a classic fracturing of the space time continuum, but he'd probably still get blamed.
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We got round building regulations by inventing a new category: The terraced garden-office cowshed barn garage.
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During the Cold War countless Garden Chairs of Solitude perished attempting to reach the West.
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Now I am become death, causer of migraines.
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Property is expected to change postcode in the next couple of days.
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"Almost done, then I'll show you where I buried the remote"
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The British childhood is a rare combination of abject misery and risk of harm.
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UK Government considers banning Pass the Parcel after another fatality.
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As we stumble reluctant and afraid into 2024, all that connects us is how alone we are. Also Happy New Year.
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For emergency evacuations please use the stairs.
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Seldom observed in the wild, the 90s office chairs' lengthy and complex mating ritual begins.
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