Currently alive. Legitimate business man. Future Astronaut.

New York - Paris - Peckham
Joined November 2010
I’m not gonna celebrate the day my problems started
why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?
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Some positives to my dad’s heart attack. My sister has given up smoking after nearly 30 years and my mum finally learnt to use iPlayer
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If Eminem released the Slim Shady LP today. It would be the left the protested it
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I’m not a fan of content warnings. But I prefer them to streamer edits of older stuff
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It’s gonna be weird when AI starts hiring humans for tasks it can’t do
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Looks like Tobias Fünke when he blue himself
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I didn’t realise how many Daleks I have until we moved. I think people just get them for me for Christmas
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How is Pierce Brosnan still that handsome at 73? I peaked around 22
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My dad just had his surgery and should be allowed home tomorrow. Finally
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Martyn Havell retweeted
Hide ur wives from these two y’all…👁️👁️
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I wasn’t allowed to enter. They said it wouldn’t be fair on the others
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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The problem with The Simpsons is we’ve not had a chance to miss it. It’s always been there
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I have a crush on Roisin Conaty
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Martyn Havell retweeted
Kyle MacLachlan on the show!
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Wales must be a massive shit hole in the DC universe, if Rob Brydon’s character decided Gotham had better prospects
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Watching Doom Patrol after not watching it for a few weeks. I’ve got no idea what’s going on. I may have to start again
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I’ve run out of Devil’s lettuce too. Maybe that helps
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