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♿ Writer, Designer, Art Director, Vtuber, Constant Storyteller they/them Just a snail trying their best

In a place
Joined October 2009
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after 24 years of waiting im finally going to do it. Im finally going to play legend of dragoon
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You ever notice that the whole premise of a society that is integrated with Pokemon is weirdly predicated on the idea that Pokemon don't have to take a shit ever?
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Mystery Snails retweeted
Perception check
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Having some fun with this really smooth playing guitar Larada 7 by Abasi Concepts. Writing some super secret stuff for the OST 😈 #guitar #soundtrack #7string #deathmetal #cthulhu
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oh god its X already? but we still tweet? and the url is still twitter? wth
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People out here peddling Raw milk like "Pasteur? I hardly know her!" ba dum dum tss but seriously don't drink raw milk, we adopted pasteurization for a reason. The history of milk is surprisingly fraught with death
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do you actually like spicy food or are you an emo kid in disguise? (returns to listening to breaking Benjamin)
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I have loved creating this with you, @BagofSnails, and @TheDreadPieRat Shout out to @CritSuccess_ for laying an incredible foundation for us to build on.
I'm in a band called @CthulhuDreamt, and we've teamed up with game studio @actionfiction to create a #TTRPG based on the band's IP. We're launching a #Kickstarter on August 8, and I'd love if you gave it a look, pre-followed, and shared with friends! kickstarter.com/projects/act…
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Open Letter to Cryptozoic Entertainment Hello @Cryptozoic Entertainment and CEO @coryhudsonjones Earlier this year I worked with Cryptozoic on an upcoming project of theirs, all illustrations were delivered within the deadlines Follow the thread:
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me: maybe ill design for 5e again it was fun wasnt it? reads the latest wotc news: aaaaaand nope
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It's a running joke in my friend group. That I've almost died so many times I only remember the experiences when they come up in conversation randomly. It's funny cause it's true. Also hi! I'm dangling from a tree over a cliff in china.
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You're first companions name is SLAMBERT IM DYING
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I don’t think any of my followers need to be told this, but:
A ‘HARRY POTTER’ reboot is reportedly in the works at HBO. Each season of the series will be based on one of JK Rowling’s seven books.
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Ive never seen aliens but every clip I've ever seen of Vasquez makes me swoon
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me to my dog everyday
Replying to @lincodega
I AM BEING EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATED BY THE PUPPY
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Fuck matt walsh
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Reality and satire have largely become indistinguishable from one another People are prepared to believe things about people they don't respect, even if there's no shred of evidence We do not need April Fools Day, we need media literacy
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I love puzzles and ARGs i say through gritted teeth as i labor over this code
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