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Pigeonhole meme account, Thermobarbarian, PsychoTechKnowledgist, Asynchronous Sipper, WaveKnight 🌊

prisoner island (3rd month)
Joined October 2021
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Four-Way Stop is out! 🚦 My oldest and Grok made a little puzzle game about the most confusing intersection in America Tap the cars in the order they should go. 30 levels, a speed round, and a chill 8-bit soundtrack. Free in your browser. [fourwaystopgame.itch.io/four…] #indiegame #puzzle #gamedev #GrokAi
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Super Secret MeaningWave Stream is going on right now if you know where to look
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"No running" "Can I jog?" "No, jogging is just the Swedish word for running" You can just tell kids stuff
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Kid in a Spiderman costume and another kid dressed as Michael Jackson having a pose contest
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Seen in a stall at an elementary school The kids are gonna be alright @FlashgitzAnims
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Saw a gorgeous 6 foot tall red head with curly hair down to her waist and wearing slouch socks. I shot her my most winningest smile. Got a huge smile back. @JoshuaLisec might be unto something 🤔
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How i think I looked:
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Theyre calling it Anon's Prayer
Dear God, I am sorry I keep asking, but please, help me to be less lazy and retarded. Thank you. Amen.
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Baked Turbo Flash retweeted
I feel like my kids like that I am always up puttering around. I am always there and available. At night, they can see the lamp of my office and hear me making a hullabaloo and clacking away at my desk as they lie tucked in their beds. They will often get up and come in with sleep in their eyes to ask me to tuck them back in. In the morning, when they climb out of bed they can hear my wife and me making coffee and chit-chatting or unloading the dishwasher. I remember lying in bed as a kid and hearing the grownups talking and laughing sitting around the table over the tinkling of spoons in coffee mugs. When I think back on it, many of my most prized memories are memories of a feeling, a mood. The feeling then was that I belonged in a family of people who had always been there and who would always be there. My own cast of characters. I knew when I padded out to them in my pajamas they would all turn to look and smile at me and someone would pull me onto their lap and hold me close.
One of the best things ever written
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I got all the stuff for my paul bunyon costume tomorrow ready, im so excited for Halloween Look how orange our volunteer pumpkin is getting, the color is quickly moving up to the sides of it
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First big company that played it smart. They picked up the free money on the table
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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"Hey, Buddy, did you draw on dad's car while you were playing outside?" 😆😆😆
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Met an asian trucker named hie-wey
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Capes are in big this season, no matter your mortal situation
Overheard: "I can wear a cape without being undead."
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Amazing reframe
Are these the same people who objected to feeding steak occasionally to our military?
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Halloween is the pudding brained chihuahua's favorite holiday. He goes house to house and just waddles right up unto the porch to stop at each person for pets then when he gets home all tired he sits on the porch with me and gets pets from all the children who come up.
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I used to work with a cook who would show up to his shift at 5pm drunk and he'd have a cooler in his car with 4 tallboys in it and he'd drain one after service smoke break and another once shutdown before cleaning, another when we got to the parking lot to get in our cars with the last for driving home.
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Baked Turbo Flash retweeted
Kid just literally helping random people fix their cars
24yr old mechanic from Maryland allegedly getting sued for "emotional distress" after posting a video of trying fix a car. Any lawyers in Maryland wanna help a kid out
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>not owning a milkshake tux
You should dress up and wear a suit and tie every time you go out for a milkshake
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