Geoffrey Horen (@BamaZeus) profile picture

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Northport, AL
Joined July 2011
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It's BONUS TIME, baby!
Am I alive right now? Because I just saw this and thought I was heading for the light. And, you know what, I was totally ok with that, baby.
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#HockeyTwitter, we need your help! Please RT to spread the word and help us connect Red with the woman he considers his hero.
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For the first time in history, a team has literally pissed away a game.
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Derby County x @WayneRooney. ⚪⚫ #WR32

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The question “Who peed in your cornflakes today?” has been answered.
Memphis man sentenced to 10 months in prison for urinating on Kellogg's assembly line rssfeeds.commercialappeal.co…
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I imagine likes are head nods from a distance & retweets are exuberant hand slaps & one-armed hugs. I’ll take the nod but come dap ya booooyyyy!!!
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Them: rAiSe AnOtHeR bAnNeR Us: ok #Preds are BACK-TO-BACK CENTRAL DIVISION CHAMPS 🏆
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Auburn fans roll Toomer's Corner and chant S-E-C, not having realized they called a foul and Virginia won the game 😂 nitter.gq/OldRowWoodford/status/…
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I see anybody that went to bama, let alone PLAYED for bama, rooting for auburn today you getting blocked 🤷🏾‍♂️😂 #RollTide
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Everybody want to be rich but don’t nobody want to help you get it lol
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A longtime fixture at the corner of University Boulevard and 23rd Avenue, the new Mellow Mushroom is now at the former site of Post Office Pies at 557 20th Ave. tuscaloosanews.com/news/2019…
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Watch the moment a paraglider makes a safe landing only to then be attacked by a kangaroo. Straya!
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1996: Cannon-armed QB🚀 Freddie Kitchens engineers 75-yard comeback Iron Bowl win with 6 yard TD pass🎯 to Dennis Riddle in final seconds finishing off Auburn. HC Gene Stallings announced his retirement after the game, effective after bowl game against Michigan. #RollTide🐘🌊
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The All-Name Team MVP at the #AHSAA State Tournament has been settled. (Also a big-time 2021 football prospect)
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How does one apply to be a "sky judge"? That sounds like a fun thing to put on a business card. What do you do for a living? I'm a SKY JUDGE! #AtLeastFootballIsOn
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