𝘍𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘢 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘴 - ( Parody )

𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐠! Surprise, babies! I'm your Hostess for #Friendsgiving2026! Consider this your invite to Niagara Falls, New York! I promise, I'll behave (mostly), in honor of our usual hostess. I'll drop more details in the thread below soon. 💜 this to get on the list.

I know not everyone followed me here, but now’s as good of a time as any? 😅 I usually do my hosting from @BloodyHarleen, but I’m switching things up! She’ll be back for New Years. 🥰

Eee! Yay! I’m so happy! 🥰

Hehe {Bouncing up to the balls of my feet, I place a kiss on the scruff of your jaw.} I know, but hearing you say it is so much fun. I'll use daddy's card for the big meal... I'll just tell him I got into some trouble... He won't pry - much. {Shrugging.}

Oh? Was that black one yours? I thought it was Daddy's. Either way... {Grinning innocently.} You don't mind, right?

I see you...

Bloody.xn--sei I'm starting to feel like the Mariah Carey of RP... Every fall and winter, I thaw out for holiday events. 😂

Mm... {Leaning in to whisper.} I think you mean the Tupperware. {Flashing a grin before backing back up.} But yes! Please do. We'll try to have plenty to occupy the littles with, too.

{Laughing.} They can eat as much as they want, too!

If you need me? I'll be out finding some trouble to get into. Don't want to run out of good behavior before the big event.

And somewhere in the distance, a wannabe rockstar boy is hoping to lure me with glitter and pretty words.

❥ bang·over: 𝓐𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘦𝘹. 𝘛𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘥, & 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥. 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳. — Penned In #Bloody Ink

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Only for you. {Smirking.}

Hey, @imtheplottwist, want a snack?

— 𝘔𝘺, 𝘮𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘵; 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘺𝘳𝘦. open.spotify.com/track/2Gt7f…