𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬

"This dungeon will become your new home~ And my minions will finally get a new pet~!" ⚔️ Bad end fantasy dungeon~ Prepare for: 🐺 Savage beasts~ 🪓 Tribal monsters~ 👑 Cursed magic item~ 🧴 Suspicious potions~ 🔓 And the end of your freedom~ ❤️ + 🔁 To enter the dungeon~

*What proceeds is the most wholesome and back and forth gossip session known to earth*

Don't be ridiculous~ We are from opposite worlds. I can't way to hear how you rule cities and manage your resources. Surely I could inform you of how my armies are created or how to setup the most demoralising defense systems around your property~

I wouldn't degrade you, or myself, to look down upon your chest. Why not meet and have a civil conversion? I've been told I brew a fine pot of tea~

Hungry for fresh elf meat~

Great~! I'll arrange you a tour! I'll show you places like the livestock storage unit, the adventurer convergence facility, the army reproduction facility, the parts harvesting workshop, and your new living quarters of course!💞

Only if you ever want to have your beloved princess back~ The curious ditz was all too eager see light up the darkness of my dungeon. Too bad the bimbo spend all her mana already, that fake-Demacian😮‍💨 So why don't you come pick her up~ 😇

My dungeon doesn't have the best animal welfare policies for men... ...women on the other hand~ There will be plenty rules and regulations in place to make sure you'll be treated just right, even as a mere mana-dispenser~😇

So what you are saying is... You Demacians are way better for Mana-Harvesting~? 👁👁

Your sorceress girlfriend has been missing for 3 weeks now. Suddenly, she arrived at your doorstep, half naked, held by some brute, to tell you that she things you are pathetic and that she is going to live in the dungeon from now on~🤭

Now isn't this a much better life than being an adventurer~?

I felt charitable, so I littered my dungeon with free Bags of Holdings! Free Bag of Holdings for all you greedy adventurers!!!🎊 Funny no one noticed the small hypnotic enchantment on it~🤭

You and your kingdom exist in freedom because I allow it. Or would you like that to change, your highness? 👁👁

What's a queen compared to a goddess? Now go on and hand over the pants before I have to escalate things😮‍💨

Next time don't wear anything, your highness~ A queen shouldn't spend that hard earned taxes on selfish expenses, right~?🤨

Hey look at this, [READER]~ I made this doll that resemble you. Surely you don't mind if I just- *SLLLLRRRP👅💦*

People always say "The cake is a lie!" Yet in my dungeon the cake is NOT a lie~! ...it's just a little... creamy~

If traveling through the dungeon dungeon becomes too much of a hassle, just get yourself a mount~! Huh? No, I wasn't talking to you... I was talking to my goblins...💧

Last thing you heard of the acting grandmaster, she headed to the dungeon to investigate all the missing person reports. Maybe you should go after her~ nitter.gq/BanishedMiss/status/20…