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Joined June 2018
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Oh hold up one damn minute, how the hell did I miss Michael Steele being all out of fucks to give. Whooo boy!!🚨🚨🚨
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Excuse me, but you spelled "when" wrong. 🤛
BREAKING: Donald Trump says if Democrats win big tomorrow it will be because of Americans' unhappiness with their governors and members of Congress, not his administration.
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This election is already the most F'ed up election this country has ever experienced. I can't imagine what it would be like if Marc & Co weren't on the front lines, shutting these fools down. ❤️ and gratitude to Marc & his team.
🚨BREAKING: Alaska is being sued after election officials allegedly failed to open absentee in-person voting sites the state advertised, leaving some rural voters with few options to cast a ballot. democracydocket.com/news-ale…
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How so? And what exactly does "cleared" mean?
It’s already been cleared by Alaska Supreme Court
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If there was a mandatory $100k fine per ballot each time this happened across the country, this would stop happening across the country!
NEW: Maricopa County will restore 25 voters’ registrations after they were falsely flagged as noncitizens, Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes (D) announced. Mayes sued Maricopa County Recorder Justin Heap (R) Thursday, demanding that he add the voters back to the registration rolls. democracydocket.com/news-ale…
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Talarico straight up called him out to debate in the devil's den, yeah, FOX NEWS. He's hiding from the boogeyman.
BREAKING: Ken Paxton was just caught by TMZ and asked whether he'll debate James Talarico. His response is nothing short of a disaster. No wonder this guy is always in hiding.
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I was waiting for his face to peel back, exposing an alien or unicorn!
🚨 BREAKING: In a massive move, Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent just slapped $1.21 BILLION in penalties on BANK OF AMERICA, which facilitated suspicious transactions involving CHINA and other nations The bank racked up 475 apparent sanctions violations involving Iran, Russia, narcotics, and terrorism! BESSENT FAFO 🔥 Bank of America reportedly ADMITTED it willfully broke federal anti-money laundering law. Treasury says the bank failed to report more than $5 BILLION in suspicious transactions. More than $1 billion of that was tied to national security risks, including Chinese money-laundering networks and cartel-linked activity along the southwest border Treasury says the bank put its revenue ahead of compliance and ignored red flags tied to possible narcotics money BESSENT: "Today's actions send a clear message that even the biggest financial institutions are not above the law." They are not being let off the hook! BESSENT JUST LAID THE HAMMER
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Why do I get the sickening feeling that Patel is covering his own ass with this demented shyt?
BREAKINGNEWS: FBI Director Kash Patel says FBI applicants that have participated in beastiliaty were forced to fuck a dog. This is some sick shit. U.S is so cooked with this administration. 🚨
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KARMA
“These edibles ain’t shit…” 45 minutes later:
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Let's not forget to mention the elephant in Trump's room: HE JUST VOTED BY MAIL-IN BALLOT!
Donald Trump admits what DOJ and most of the legacy media refuse to. The U.S. Postal Service mail-in ballot rule was a partisan effort to help the GOP. SCOTUS' decision was, in his words: "a big loss for Republicans."
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Of course they broke the law. They do nothing else!
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If I pulled a stunt like this to protect a friend's illegal act, there's not a court in the land that would protect me! Prove me wrong!
NEW: A union representing more than 200,000 postal workers issued a stark warning Tuesday. They say a “catastrophic wholesale non-delivery” of hundreds of thousands of mail ballots will likely occur if states are forced to comply with USPS's new mail voting rule this November. democracydocket.com/news-ale…
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EVERY WORD OF THIS IS A BLATANT LIE. COME ON MAGA, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SPOKE UP FOR A CHANGE! STOLEN VALOR? DON'T BE OK WITH IT!
Trump says he was rescued from the rubble during 9/11. In reality he was at Trump tower which is 4 miles away. What other conclusions can you draw other than this guy is fucking crazy. 🤪
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It seems odd, but who here is shocked that Trump has enacted a $25,000 tariff on members of his own party to attend what is sure to be a glorious affair, the RNC Midterm Convention. According to public reporting, almost 2/3 of those members invited to attend have declined...js.
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He traded $2.4 million for $2.2 BILLION.... and NO, that doesn't make him a good businessman, it makes him a crook!
Amount President Trump has donated of his annual $400,000 presidential salary: 2017: $400,000 2018: $400,000 2019: $400,000 2020: $400,000 2025: $400,000 2026: $400,000 Trump has taken $0.00 in salary as he works 24/7. Every American should know about this.
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Unbelievable how accurate this is!
A day in the life of a hardcore Trump Supporter 😂
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MAGA will say "you pick the one fool out of the crowd and put them on blast". (True, lol, but...) If it's only a rare sighting of a fool at these rallies, why have we all seen 1,000's of these videos? This is THE BEST form of FAFO! 🤡🤡
This $hit is crazy‼️ Do MAGA voters even know what they’re against⁉️ They would H@TE to see this RETWEETED‼️
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Oh the webs we weave..... and by "we" I mean MAGA dolts like this guy!
Farmers Drove Away Their Immigrant Workforce. Now This Farmer Complains He Can’t Fill Jobs, Even With Free Housing + $1.4K A Week
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🤣🤣💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This the dumbest thing I've seen online in a very long time! Dr Delulu!
Jon Ossoff’s sexist attacks on Natalie Harp cross the line. Say what you will about President Trump, but he has always treated women with respect. You can disagree with his politics, but you cannot knock his professionalism and class. Ossoff has a lot to learn.
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