Waiter : Small box?
Me : that's what she'd like you to think... #nailedIt
Nothing like waiting in line for a rollercoaster with an 8 yr old to make you feel like Cliff Clavin #dontFactCheckMe
As I sit quietly at a Chinese restaurant...I'm eavesdropping on a lady that's concerned about her newly placed pacemaker...she has to be mindful of salt #isThisYourBestOption #wonderWhyYourHeartNeedsBackup
For the first time ever my phone autocorrected love without me having to delete "like" and retype 100x - maybe there's still hope...
Just because she's strong enough to survive...it doesn't mean... that it doesn't hurt her... to learn this each and every time.
Convo on 🚍
Me:I know I'm 1 person taking up 2 seats
Him:It's ok-curious if there's any $ in that bag
M:If there was it would have wheels
I don't want a partner to fight against the world with...I want someone to lean into the wind with...
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Air tambourine is the most underrated instrument in the air band considering it's the sexiest.
In moments of contemplation,I worry that no one will ever see all that facets of me...but I'm comforted when I remember that I will see them
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What does it mean when you throw away something wonderful for the unknown... #askingForAFriend
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"Folks, conditions are horrible and
although we've been advised against
it, we're gonna go for it"
Things you don't wanna hear on a
runway.
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The universe's expansion is accelerating, but Karen doesn't care because she's expanding with it.
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[spelling bee]
Your word is 'adopted'
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
Your mother and I have something to tell you









