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Will Shakespeare

@BardlyWorking

Poet, playwright, actor, and upstart crow. The man who put the 'I am' in iambic pentameter. Jack of all trades, master of pun. (historical RP)

 Bankside, 1590s
Joined October 2011
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Some stuff about me, in case you're interested: gu.com/p/4g8x8?CMP=Share_And… Don't bother with the comments. I'm definitely not Edward de Vere.
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Tom Nashe strikes again
Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) profile pictureWhores of Yore@WhoresofYore27 Oct 2019
Word(s) of the Day: “Butter Whore”
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Whores of Yore@WhoresofYore14 Oct 2019
Word(s) of the Day: “Poperine Pear”
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I'd love to defend myself here but I spend too much time in Southwark alehouses to be even slightly convincing.
Philippe de France (indefinite hiatus) (@LeSeulMonsieur) profile picturePhilippe de France (indefinite hiatus)@LeSeulMonsieur3 Sep 2019
The British are quite useless. And also, they have terrible wine and food. And they smell.
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"What up I'm George I'm 54 and I never fuckin learned how to read"
George II (@HanoverSwag) profile pictureGeorge II@HanoverSwag30 Aug 2019
I dont kno how 2 read and i Refuse 2 learn
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it me
Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) profile pictureWhores of Yore@WhoresofYore7 Aug 2019
Word of the Day: “Word Pecker”
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One of mine 👀
Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) profile pictureWhores of Yore@WhoresofYore13 Jun 2019
Word(s) of the Day: “Grope for Trout in a Peculiar River”
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It's my birthday! ...and also my deathday, but we don't talk about that.
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I've met a few girls like that in London.
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@UberFacts15 Mar 2019
When a male llama tries to make a move on a female llama, she'll spit on him if she's not feeling it.
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Happy birthday @MarlovianSass! I've written a short poem for the occasion: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art ridiculously hot, and I go all pink and useless when you're there.
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Whores of Yore@WhoresofYore9 Feb 2019
Word(s) of the Day: “Stewed Prunes”
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I wrote about those in Romeo and Juliet and I have precisely zero regrets about it.
Etienne de Beauchamp (@EtienneDeBeau) profile pictureEtienne de Beauchamp@EtienneDeBeau4 Feb 2019
Fruit that looks like an asshole. Lovely.
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*throws a snowball at @MarlovianSass*
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*adds to extensive euphemism list*
Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) profile pictureWhores of Yore@WhoresofYore12 Jan 2019
Word of the Day: “Ruff”
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👀👀👀
UberFacts (@UberFacts) profile pictureUberFacts
@UberFacts11 Jan 2019
Creative people tend to be less agreeable and rank higher in dishonesty than those who are less creative, research suggests.
*sits as close to the fire as possible without setting his breeches alight* @MarlovianSass
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Whores of Yore@WhoresofYore8 Jan 2019
Word of the Day: “Mermaid”
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Happy new year! There was lots of Christmas ale left, so... er... well, now there isn't. 'Scuse me. *falls over*
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Christopherrrr~ *lobs a badly-wrapped present at @MarlovianSass*
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Ken Branagh's at it again. I feel a bit weird about this one actually. youtube.com/watch?v=1I5cKmiO…
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Whores of Yore@WhoresofYore7 Dec 2018
Word of the Day: “Grimalkin”
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