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ben’s jammin dread

@BarelyOnTime

maniacal gremlin eating after midnight #BlackLivesMatter @privatizedben any pronouns ACAB

 Holy shit dude
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Joined June 2009
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Dishonorable discharge is what I call my cum
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I saw this girl on tinder that put her tongue out in every picture I just know that would piss me off lmfao
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You ever feel like you made a bad choice but it’s far too late to change course in any real way
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But it’s not like the choice you made is bad and you do genuinely love everything that came out of it but there’s always this part of you that lingers forever asking if you made the right move
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They don’t tell you when you’re born it’s gonna be this way
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The masculine urge to text your ex that hates you
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Need to get into a pr relationship with a woman so hot it makes Steph think about suicide (just think about it I’d feel really bad if it happened)
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Also it would be incredibly counterproductive
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Im shallow but I don’t wanna be deep😔
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I wonder if Lorde is ready to settle down with me now
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I bought condoms because I was like dude I’m gonna fuck big style and get it out of my system fuck her I then I barely did a side hug lmfaooooooo I know that put her in hell and I’m sorry
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This might be the worst person I’ve seen on here
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Is it poor taste to date someone with the same name as your ex
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Is it poorer taste to make the new one go by their middle name
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Gonna grind for a few years then get a 23 year old girlfriend and make everyone in my family uncomfortable
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Godzilla minus zero is a no notes movie tho, shame this lady next to me fielded three phone calls while the movie was playing
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Went on a date and I do not think that was a good idea lmfao. I just feel like killing myself she broke up with me and I still felt like I was cheating
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Jay-Z is a monster how could he do that to bey
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One time my mom found these big ass sausage patties and thought they were hamburgers and I bit into it and almost immediately threw up
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We need a checkers musical for people too stupid to understand chess
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I don’t like how that stupid ass horse moves. Horses don’t do that shit
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