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My mate got a fish stuck in his eye.
Don't worry, he's seeing a sturgeon.
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My mate always brings our cuppa to us balanced on the end of his impressive organ
Prick teas
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I've got a celebrity fish mate.
He's a star fish.
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I asked a mate for a fish pun.
He said he'd think on it and let minnow.
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Sad to report my pet fish has died after I entered him into a breakdancing competition.
For the first 30 seconds he really looked like he was going to be the winner!
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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger's catchphrase be if he was a member of @CAMRA_Official? ALE BE BACK!
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My son was in a pancake race today and he won!
To be fair, the pancake never really stood a chance.
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Don't get drunk tonight.
It's hard to make pancakes battered!
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