โNo matter how long a log floats in the water, it will never become a crocodile.โ - African proverb
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So, let me get this straight: The male lion in The Lion King was voiced by Darth Vader, but the male lion in the new Netflix Narnia movie is voiced byโฆ Cruella de Ville?
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Too many people lack perspective.
Adjusted for inflation, oil prices in 2008 hit $223 per barrel, and gas went up to $6.23 per gallon.
Calm down, Betty.
In the future, July 3rd should be recognized as Weaning Day, when America-haters stop nursing their overgrown grievances in preparation for Independence Day celebrations on July 4. ๐บ๐ธ
OK, fellas - you might have procrastinated and missed getting a romantic restaurant reservation for Valentineโs Day, but thereโs still hope: Nothing says โI love youโ like a case of ramen noodles. Youโre welcome.
I wonder why we stopped hearing so much about โmigrant caravansโ? Apparently they just evaporated after 2024.
This should be shared far and wide. Merry Christmas. โฆ@glennbeckโฉ youtu.be/qs097yMFtYY
Thanks, Texas A&M! By letting the most overrated and overhyped quarterback in college football take you to the woodshed, Georgia is headed to the SEC championship game! Go Dawgs!
Sure, you might be an exceptionally accomplished person, but have you ever taught an octopus how to play piano? sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/1โฆ
So, @sonicdrivein has Fifty Cent corn dogs all day on Halloween. Kudos for landing that endorsement. @50cent
Sometimes my tiny dog will bark hysterically through the fence at pedestrians on the street. After they pass from view, sheโll proudly run back in, tail wagging, and Iโll say โGood job! You chased them off!โ In that spirit, โGood job, No Kings protesters! We donโt have a king!โ
The @TheKingCenter was vandalized this weekend, with the vandal damaging the eternal flame and peeing in the reflecting pool. Strange that we havenโt heard more news about the suspectโs arrest.
