Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka) header
Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka) profile picture

Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤

@Barukka

she/her💫 My tweets are me, candid and uncensored, and do not reflect the view of my employer. No DMs please.

 Winnipeg, MB
Joined January 2011
  • Tweets85.7K
  • Following2.5K
  • Followers2K
6.2KMedia
Photo by Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka)Photo by Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka)Photo by Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka)Photo by Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka)Photo by Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka)Photo by Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka)Photo by Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka)Photo by Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka)Photo by Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka)Photo by Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka)
Replying to @brittdales
I think if you claimed a gingerbread man as a dependent on your 2019 taxes, you qualify under the essential gingerbread house exemption.
3
2
33
Grown adults need to learn how to use their words to ask a question and not rely on sharing screenshots in lieu of asking said question. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
5
199
2026 only just started and my patience has been tested a few times already.
4
221
What would you do.... you call the agent helping you out with something important and leave a message asking for them to call you back, and email them hilighting they call you back. What do they do? Email you saying they got your message.
1
1
224
Because you're enjoying your Christmas break, your face isn't glued to your email so you don't see their email until after they close for the day. I mean why else? You were expecting a call. Both of you know the nature is time sensitive....
1
151
Winnipeg peeps... I can't use my Sarah McLachlan tickets. I have to be out of town for work. Anyone interested in buying them?
Image from Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka)
1
1
293
It's bad juju to force others to cheer for your team and "make" them fans, Scott. Our company once had a VP of operations from Hamilton come to our Winnipeg office and tried to force all staff to do the oskie wee wee dance. Winnipeg beat Hamilton in the GC that year. #GoBlue
Scott Moe (@PremierScottMoe) profile pictureScott Moe
@PremierScottMoe5 Jun 2025
Hey Rider Nation looks like we recruited some new @sskroughriders fans this week! @WabKinew you still have time to cheer for the Green and White…. Go Riders Go!
Image from Scott Moe (@PremierScottMoe)
7
735
We definitely love SoulBear.
1
4
349
WWYD There is a young single mother renting the house next door. The mother, as told to you by her landlord, is being given "a chance" to live on her own with her son for the first time. She keeps asking to use our things... electric snow shovel, wifi, weed whacker... 1/2
1
2
565
Her son and his cousins or friends taunt your dogs when in the yard. They throw things into your yard. They sneak between the houses to your side of the fence and get i to mischief... Today you find silica packets in your yard.
2
1
353
I like to say SANTANDER.
1
217
Those lips, though...
1
1
255
If you keep the meat loose, it gets juicy. Apparently.
1
4
313
We're watching some YouTube cooking shows, and one dude burnt his elbow on the grill and got mad at the grill. He started hitting it with sticks. We fucking lost it. 🤣
1
6
339
I refuse to listen to the political opinion of anyone who thinks "border" has an "a" in it.
3
230
My least favourite thing in the world is when bumping into someone you haven't seen in a long time is when their first question is, "So, how is <name of the company you work for>?" I used to get this when I worked at a Credit Union. 1/2
1
3
413
If you aren't interested in engaging in conversation with said person you haven't seen in years, politely say, "it was nice to bump into you. I must be going. Please take care." I'd rather receive a polite brush off over fake interest in anything remotely relevant in my life.
1
191
When a company offers you $0 shipping on purchases over a certain $, then sends your package with a COD...
2
3
295
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Image from Shaken and Stirred 🇺🇦❤ (@Barukka)
3
5
281
Remember when there was respect amongst people in politics?
6
1
1
28
1,277
I should mention that Global's broadcast of the National Remembrance Day ceremony was awful. They talked over most of it, missed certain parts to show pretaped interviews and segments, then finished the broadcast before the service ended.
2
3
283
Load more