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The Perfect Lubricant

Joined April 2026
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I don’t want to keep doing stupid shit anymore. $BASELINE. 0.1%. Burned another 1M tokens. I love Base. In this fucked-up crypto world, Base was one of the places where I could still chase my own kind of happiness. There was something romantic about it too. But lately, I’ve been pretty fucking pissed off. I don’t really like the way Base plays are going these days. And the BASELINE situation pisses me off more than anything. A real meme that was actually born in Web2 showed up. And every single @base figure is ignoring it. Why? Fuck if I know... lol I heard it might be because it wasn’t officially launched through o1, maybe it was some direct contract launch or whatever. And because of that, Base people won’t even mention it and are basically trying to kill it. That’s the part I fucking hate the most. Why the fuck are you trying to control everything? The real narrative is right here. So why the fuck are you acting like you own everything? Fuck all of you, idiots. What pisses me off the most is watching everyone pretend they don’t see it. And just in case anyone misunderstands me: "DO NOT BUY $BASELINE" Not joke. The only reason I’m acting like this by myself is because I want those Base people to feel at least a little fucking uncomfortable. None of them will ever mention BASELINE. Seriously. Not a single fucking one of them. I’m literally just throwing my money away. I’m doing it because I hope that, for the one minute they spend reading this post, they feel at least a little fucking miserable.
You can call me a fucking idiot if you want. I just burned another 0.1% of the entire $BASELINE supply. Nobody told me to do it. It wasn't someone else's money. I'm not lying. I bought that BASELINE with my own money, with my own hands, and I burned it myself. What do I want? In this fucked up DEX world. In this fucked up crypto world. I just want to see a "real narrative" win. Is @base really a place where a real narrative gets ignored unless some ecosystem celebrity decides to support it? Like @cobie @brian_armstrong @jessepollak @stambouli_o1 Now it's time for Base to prove otherwise. I'm giving Base that chance right now. Let's be fucking honest. $BASECAT? Yeah, it's good. I like it. But if we're actually being honest, the narrative is a little forced, isn't it? BASELINE is different. @BaselineOn_Base happened naturally. At least when we're talking about the meme itself and the story behind it. So I'm curious. How long is Base going to keep ignoring me? I really want to know.
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Replying to @CoinbaseWallet
Wrong. The two ways to use the app should look like this..
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You can call me a fucking idiot if you want. I just burned another 0.1% of the entire $BASELINE supply. Nobody told me to do it. It wasn't someone else's money. I'm not lying. I bought that BASELINE with my own money, with my own hands, and I burned it myself. What do I want? In this fucked up DEX world. In this fucked up crypto world. I just want to see a "real narrative" win. Is @base really a place where a real narrative gets ignored unless some ecosystem celebrity decides to support it? Like @cobie @brian_armstrong @jessepollak @stambouli_o1 Now it's time for Base to prove otherwise. I'm giving Base that chance right now. Let's be fucking honest. $BASECAT? Yeah, it's good. I like it. But if we're actually being honest, the narrative is a little forced, isn't it? BASELINE is different. @BaselineOn_Base happened naturally. At least when we're talking about the meme itself and the story behind it. So I'm curious. How long is Base going to keep ignoring me? I really want to know.
I just burned 1,000,000 $BASELINE. Yeah. One fucking million. That’s 0.1% of the entire supply permanently deleted from existence. I bought it with my own money. Then I fucking burned it myself. Still think this is a joke? Still think we’re just larping? Real narratives win. You can FUD it. You can ignore it. You can pretend it doesn’t exist. You can cope as hard as you fucking want. But you cannot erase $BASELINE. I literally erased 0.1% of the supply before you could erase the narrative. That’s the difference. This isn’t some manufactured bullshit. This is a real fucking narrative.
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Pleased to share we have been reinstated in the @o1_exchange website. We appreciate your help in the matter @stambouli_o1
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A new Min Day Lee video just dropped and it already has 2million views and 150k likes in an hour! $BASELINE is huuuuuuge
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For those of you who may have been concerned with the inability to see $BASELINE on @o1_exchange - we have been informed that there there is no issue, it’s due to a site upgrade that is currently underway. You can still trade it on the terminal.
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Hey, I just burned 0.1% of the base:0xb20000000000000000000000c6f9024862c6fb01 supply
For the @base community. @sadcrissy , show us what you’ve got too. Burn 0.1% of the $BASELINE supply and prove how strong this community really is. It’s not hard. Just send 0.1% of the supply to this wallet: 0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD If Base won’t look at us, then we’ll fucking make them look. It’s that simple. Let’s fucking show them.
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#KCEX Initial Listing! 🎉 Enjoy zero fees on spot trading @BaselineOn_Base ($BASELINE) is a meme token launched on Base, inspired by a viral 2026 internet moment where “Vaseline” was accidentally mispronounced as “Baseline,” sparking a playful fake-rebrand meme trend. 💎 Deposits: Open 🚀 BASELINE/USDT Trading Starts: 2026-08-31 3:20 (UTC) 🔶 Withdrawals: 2026-09-01 3:20 (UTC) 👉 Trading Now: kcex.com/exchange/BASELINE_U… 🌐 Details: kcex.com/support/articles/43… #KCEXSpot #KCEXListing #BASELINE
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This is what your average bottom seller looks like right now. base:0xb20000000000000000000000c6f9024862c6fb01
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Sadly this is what happens to people who purchase the wrong product. Double check that you’ve bought $BASELINE or it could lead to a painful experience.
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I just burned 1,000,000 $BASELINE. Yeah. One fucking million. That’s 0.1% of the entire supply permanently deleted from existence. I bought it with my own money. Then I fucking burned it myself. Still think this is a joke? Still think we’re just larping? Real narratives win. You can FUD it. You can ignore it. You can pretend it doesn’t exist. You can cope as hard as you fucking want. But you cannot erase $BASELINE. I literally erased 0.1% of the supply before you could erase the narrative. That’s the difference. This isn’t some manufactured bullshit. This is a real fucking narrative.
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Replying to @cobie
@cobie was always early to a narrative $baseline
i dont think eth counts as a winner, that's the base standard you should be trying to outperform in a bullrun. it decides what a winner is. above eth = winner. below eth = loser. eth = baseline.
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Korean Woman Calls Vaseline 'Baseline', Brand's Response Wins The Internet ndtv.com/offbeat/korean-woma…
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I’m assembling a team. $BASELINE @jessepollak @cobie @brian_armstrong @VaselineBrand
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GM Americans Don’t forget to moisturise today. base:0xb20000000000000000000000c6f9024862c6fb01
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This is what onboarding the masses looks like. $BASELINE
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Replying to @brian_armstrong
@brian_armstrong it's your time to shine! Who's next to get Baselined? @base @baseapp @cobie @jessepollak
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