🎀Alyssa (non jelloshot version)🎀

When does Jonas actually take stage? Trying to time my edible

I was voter #1046 which is actually crazy considering the population of my entire city is 5k and it’s only 1 pm I know Texas and Michigan are the biggest elections to watch today but I’m feeling so hopeful about Iowa flipping blue for our governor’s race 💙

Can’t wait for Iowa to turn blue today 🫡💃

All men do is lie

First time he’s tweeted since March btw

I forgot how loud concerts are I’m getting so old

First in my bloodline to text my DWTS votes while will ferrels son is performing in front of me

50 mg down the chute

This made up for it lol

Yall this is the shortest catwalk I’ve seen in my life lol

Smiling is apparently illegal at the Grand Casino Arena

Everyone in the entire city of Albert Lea MN is currently purchasing gas at Casey’s. Like every single tenant of this city is at the same Casey’s right now trying to get gas

Hands down the best part of Hamilton is The Election of 1800 where Hamilton endorses Jefferson and not Burr. Chills

Working tonight so we could either be A) the busiest we’ve ever been or B) completely dead What will this Halloween bring 👀

Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing