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Sark
• Year 1: 5-7
• Year 2: 8-5
• Made the playoffs in Year 3.
Elko
• Year 1: 8-5
• Year 2: 11-1
• Made the playoffs in Year 2.
The Ags are ahead of schedule.
If only Texas beats Texas, does that mean Arch Manning is still undefeated at home?
#TEXAS
Batman Aggie retweeted
Go ahead and schedule that fall wedding for 2027. The college football regular season won’t matter then so no biggie if you miss a game
Batman Aggie retweeted
Just asked my dad (class of ‘95) if he’s ever thought about jumping ship on the Aggies.
He replied “I haven’t taken this ring off in 30 years. I’ve seen it all. You’d have to pry me off this damn ship.”
I love you Dad and damnit I love you Texas A&M.
Batman Aggie retweeted
These Kentucky fans are having no mercy on Lane Kiffin — call it classless, call it mean, call it over the top…I call it funny 😂
Lane brought this hate on himself with all of his trolling…I’m sure he will bounce back, but he deserves all of this 💯
#LSU #GeauxTigers #OleMiss #HottyToddy
Batman Aggie retweeted
If you blamed Collin Klein at the end of last year you should feel really embarrassed. Winning 11 games with this retard at QB is one of the more impressive feats I’ve witnessed
1. Start searching for our next OC and QB coaches tomorrow morning.
2. Go all-in on an elite OC—we already saved money on the defensive coordinator hire.
3. Hand the starting job to Casuga or Hart for the rest of the season. We know what Marcel Reed's ceiling is.
Batman Aggie retweeted
Hope every elite QB is taking notes. A&M is the place to be. We’ll pay you millions, let you get drunk at northgate every night, and won’t take away any playing time when you play like dogshit. Come be an Aggie!
Batman Aggie retweeted
Gay person: “I’m gay”
Autistic person: “I’m autistic”
Gay and Autistic person: “Howdy my name is Marcel Reed and I play quarterback for Texas A&M”



















