@Battsby

Getting the banned back together.

Joined September 2011
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So, we're not quite at war yet. Lockdown coming? Curfews? Plague of Labours? Marmite tax? Three-day week? Extreme traffic calming? National 20 mph limit? Extra 10% tax for having a job? A few years ago you'd scoff. Now, however... 🤔
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ExWren
@VoWalesWren7h
Happy 362nd Birthday to the Royal Marines! 🇬🇧 Founded on this day in 1664 and still the finest amphibious force on the planet. The training hasn’t got any easier, the standards haven’t dropped, and the green beret is still earned the hard way - through pure grit, pain and the refusal to quit. 👊 My husband did 23 years in the Corps and I served with 3 Commando Brigade. I’ve seen what it takes to wear that beret and I’m still in awe of everyone who has. Per Mare, Per Terram. To every serving Royal, veteran and the families who hold it all together – Happy Birthday. 🫡👊⚓️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 #RoyalMarines #RM362 #PerMarePerTerram
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Literally unbelievable. Staged, for sure.
nala.
@cindetr11h
A millionaire blesses a McDonald’s worker… what happens next is unbelievable
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It's been more than three days now. Can we stop stockpiling?
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The backwards madness of islam. Taliban forbids 'un-Islamic' sight-saving operations telegraph.co.uk/global-healt…

Taliban forbids ‘un-Islamic’ sight-saving operations

Afghan doctors told they will no longer be able to perform corneal transplants

telegraph.co.uk
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Michael Deacon: Today’s Left-wing radicals are nothing but whacking great toffs telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…

Today’s Left-wing radicals are nothing but whacking great toffs

As bakery chain Gail’s is attacked for its ‘extortionate’ prices, why exactly are so many rich kids becoming socialists, and not socialites?

telegraph.co.uk
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Well, I'm convinced. Now, where do I store all these sweet, sweet gherkins?
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Alastair Hilton
@London_W44h
And now I’m here, about to have a meeting with my daughter who’s my web designer, to add new gifts to my website. As you know, I’m possibly the loveliest person on here and have come up with the perfect Christmas gift for you to get your loved ones. I’ve amazed myself with how perfect this gift is. You’ll have to wait a little longer for me to announce what it is, but I want you to start getting excited about it now. Cheers 🍻
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'Conjoined', obviously. I knew there was a typo in there, but just didn't spot it before posting. What a tawt!
Battsby@Battsby5h
Biscuit jointing. Late to the game but now a convert. So far today I have conjouned digestives with bourbons and made a custard dodger. Next up, Wagon-baldis!
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islam is not a religion, it is a dangerous cult. Unlike other faiths it deserves to be relentlessly mocked, vilified and driven out. It deserves no respect whatsoever.
fatima saleh
@Phatymarh4422h
Nobody is forcing you to become Muslim, eat halal, or follow Sharia. Eat your pork, drink your alcohol, and live your life. 😂 But remember, your freedom to reject Islam is the same freedom Muslims have to practise it. Protecting Japanese culture is your right, disrespecting an entire religion is not a cultural achievement. Know the difference between patriotism and prejudice.
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Just had a look and abolition of gas standing charges will save me about £78 a year. The emotion involved in being suddenly wealthy is overwhelming.
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Fed up with all these staged, click-bait stunts. Fuck off, with your 'engagement'; nobody cares.
GEPPE
@GEP_RAYOct 27
AN ENTITLED NEIGHBOR THOUGHT THEY COULD BLOCK A DRIVEWAY AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
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Deep Storm@DeepStormHQ10h
🚨HOLY CRAP!!! Englishman stands up to migrant who tries to use him to get through the ticket barrier at a train station without paying. Good to see people finally taking a stand against this nonsense.
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Biscuit jointing. Late to the game but now a convert. So far today I have conjouned digestives with bourbons and made a custard dodger. Next up, Wagon-baldis!
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It's my birthday a week tomorrow (2nd November, a Scorpion) I'm giving my 8 or 9 followers prior warning because however many years I've been on this bloody app NONE of you have sent me anything but good wishes🙄 I'd like this remedied or you're all blocked😉😂
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Is it only me who gets the sense that we are hurtling headlong into a future we did no ask for, cannot control and cannot hope to curtail?
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Ah, they all need a leg up!
Cardiff Council@cardiffcouncilOct 25
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

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Haha! Say some more funny shit.
nick@nickgd99Oct 25
Replying to @Battsby
Being exposed to the real world outside of your X algorithmic echo chamber must be tough 🤣
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islam is haram
Abu Gaza 🇵🇸
@AbbakarAffanOct 24
Tell me is this not a provocation against Islam? Pork is Haram Pork is Haram Pork is Haram Pork is Haram Pork is Haram Pork is Haram Pork is Haram Pork is Haram
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An oldie but a goodie. In 1968 a bunch of entitled hippy bastards sent a letter detailing their specious demands to the Warden and Fellows of Wadham College, Oxford. This was their letter of reply, which speaks to how far the academy has since fallen.
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