Aries. Bookish. Crafty. Selenophile. Bratty. Sarcastic. Witty. Joyful. Nerdy. Stubborn. Witchy. Enigmatic. Kind.

Joined April 2009
I don’t need a mood ring, I have a face.
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A 42” Pickle Rick plushie wearing a Jason Voorhees hockey mask. My mom’s Halloween decorations are on another level. I love it so much! 🖤
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Nah, we don’t eat cereal anymore. They’ll just use this as an excuse to increase prices again anyway.
JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.
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Tallow isn’t a trend. It’s a return. People have been using animal fat to care for their skin for thousands of years. The synthetic skincare industry convinced us we’d moved on. We hadn’t. The full history is now available in our October journal. Link in comments below. 🔽
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hi (with the intention of being a little wicked and entirely at peace with it)
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If you post about someone passing away before their family is contacted, please know I fucking hate you.
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I hope you have one of those days where every tiny inconvenience feels like the universe is specifically fucking with you.
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I hope every time you try to take a picture of the moon, it looks like a blurry porch light.
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You heard ‘em, fellas. 🤭
if she’s the type of girl who stays at home all day hates going out has terrible trust issues with men has severe insomnia and has at least one “a” in her name she’s the one wife her up rn
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With a fat ass you hold all the power
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I hope the one person you don’t want to run into is the only person you see when you leave the house.
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The kind of day where 2% battery feels less like a problem and more like divine intervention.
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I hope you walk into a spiderweb and spend the next ten minutes fighting invisible enemies.
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What if you've already crossed paths with someone you're destined to meet? ❤️ The invisible string theory suggests that two people who are meant to be in each other's lives are connected long before they meet. They could have walked past each other, visited the same places, or been in the same room without ever knowing it.
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❤️🖤
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You can be a good person and still be somebody’s worst decision. Both things can be true.
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I mean… 😏
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I hope your phone slips between the car seat and the center console, and you can see it but cannot reach it.
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