Beaned 🐀🎤

BRANCH POKE INCOMING

7th prize every game 💔 unlucky

Dude like 4 of my locals have stopped playing Pult because they kept pairing into me and didn’t know how to beat Zoro 😭😭 it’s all just assorted grass now I literally got Jungle Dumped™️ in Round 3

Just went winless at a League Cup so peep the list 🔥🔥🔥 Don’t try it I’m begging you it’s good but clearly doesn’t want to be played

dude why is Deadlock so difficult to learn what the fuck is the urn?? what is a soul heal?? is the rat king even from long island what am I supposed to believe

Dude it is so funny how many of my mutuals are also in Texas LMAOO

thank god (that actually sounds awesome)

on a game? please say on a game

Happy Oshi day to all my rats out there!! 🐀🎉 If I am your Oshi, you have made a hilariously ill-advised decision and I'm curious what's going on in your head. Please donate your body to science when it's all over 💜 🎨: @/aesteryiix

Never felt a high quite like scrolling twitter last night

Dude I got home from work and took a HEAVENLY scroll LMAO

Blue Texas we’re so back my cat’s non-binary now

the dog and I both getting anxious when my girlfriend yells at the TV (she's definitely mad at us)

I wish he’d come over here and put his soft liberal hands on me

Every single meme about Texas election season ads is true, just unzipped my pants to pee and my dick wasn’t even there. But you know who was? James Talarico

For the first time today I treated myself by putting in multiple emote commissions with an artist I’m incredibly excited to work with!! I was immediately punished for my whimsy with my car breaking down on the side of the road two hours from home 💜🙏

FISH! FISH! FISH! FISH! live Zoroark POV:

Another League Challenge placement down!! This time with FISHTIVAL LEAD 🐟🙏 72 points on the year! Another couple tournaments next week, racing for Ace Trainer by end of the year 👀