Not the coffee house or the artist 😁

UK
Joined March 2007
this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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We've done our own mini-budget (check out kamikwasi.tax)
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New! Cassetteboy vs The Tories May 2022. (contains a swear)
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I’m safe on Mars. Perseverance will get you anywhere. #CountdownToMars
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The reason the terrorist in London went on a "stabbing spree" instead of a "shooting spree" is because they have tough gun laws and serious penalties in England. Thus the toll was 3 dead (awful) rathe than 3 dozen (horrific).
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Six times more fresh water is used to flush toilets globally than is used in total across Africa.
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Chickens and fish make up 95% of all farmed animals.
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🚨CONTEST ALERT!🚨 Do you dream of being an astronaut, of taking control of a spacecraft, of tasting space food? Take part in ESA’s #1 competition by sharing your space dream at bit.ly/2R8BrRS Good luck everyone 🚀 #MySpaceDream

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These cups are made from gourds (a large fruit) grown in 3D moulds - completely biodegradable and organic. (Image: CRÈME Design/Chris Collie)
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The last time the Earth's atmosphere had as much carbon dioxide in it as it does today, there were trees growing at the South Pole.
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Watch out, America! #HurricaneFlorence is so enormous, we could only capture her with a super wide-angle lens from the @Space_Station, 400 km directly above the eye. Get prepared on the East Coast, this is a no-kidding nightmare coming for you. #Horizons
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Fabulous festive fun run @ReadingSantaRun this morning! @Daisys_Dream @RocSearch. Some great #elfies!
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#BeStrong: Support cyberbullying victims. RT = 10p donation to charities inc @DianaAward @AntiBullyingPro campaign
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RT these emojis & support those bullied online. Vodafone Foundation will donate 10p* to us for every RT! #BeStrong
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One small bite for a man, one giant leaf for mankind. First astronauts to eat food grown in space. #JourneyToMars amp.twimg.com/v/f6a3744c-54f…
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New penguin colonies are identified from space by the giant poo stains they leave on the ice
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Bowie's back! Here's the story:  chrishadfield.ca/space-oddit…
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Brit 1: How are you? Brit 2: Fine, thanks, you? Brit 1: Not bad, you? Brit 2: Very well, thanks, you? #britishproblemsnight
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Crisp packets are sealed by particle accelerators. nautil.us/issue/14/mutation/…
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If you get a zebrafish drunk, other zebrafish will follow it around (via the QI podcast: qi.com/podcast/podcast-episo…)
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