Bearded-CIG

I totally misread the weather alert that said heat warning as heart warming. My brain is making puns to me.

Noir is a lie. There's clearly an R in that word.

Me, be asking friend to play game. Them: Mayhap Me: No, we're past May. It's Junehap.

Coworker watching sports: Go Spurs, go. Me: Spur is a synonym for go so you could also say spur Spurs, spur.

Space behind my desk be like

So many things happen in the face of adversity, it occurs to me that adversity must have a pretty big face.

I wonder if it's possible to make a power generator that runs on a combination of pasta and anti pasta.

OK. Hear me out. Add a new skin to the Star Kitty line, except it's a duck. Release the Quacken.

We're having a walking competition at work. If anyone wants to sabotage how much walking I do on a daily basis, you can accomplish this by applying to adopt my foster dog at rrus.org.

Engineers learn to drive locomotives by training.

When you add cliffs to a game engine, you have to deal with all the...edge...cases.

Playing 26 year old games be like

Someone got Doom running on a milliwatt of power. The average human heart can generate a few watts of power. So you do, in fact, have to worry about people playing games with your heart.

games with evasion can be hit or miss.

debug makes me wonder what happened to a through c bug

Hard to hang out with architects. They always have plans.

Program memory overflow is a bit much.

Artemis launch made me want to listen to this: freebirdgames.bandcamp.com/t…

If it's going to take me longer than a bit to get ready, I'll be ready in a byte.