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Author of Tim E. Less, Becoming, and Cocksucker #Writer, #Optician, #artist, and #Musician

Lake Worth, FL
Joined July 2017
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Check out the darkside of the sunshine state! #amreading #Florida #AnythingGoes #writerlife #2024MAMA
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🚨 EXPOSED: 11 Democrats “mysteriously” failed to show up to work today, allowing Republicans to pass a motion to block Pete Hegseth’s impeachment from moving forward. It’s almost like they’re all on the same team… 🤨
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The difference between Zack Snyder and James gunn Zack Snyder’s James Gunn's Villains Villains
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Pricks
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Still liking it. 💃
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Oops, now he needs to rewrite his speech "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, & doesn‘t get up & misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion & do some pull-ups & call everybody fat & gay. I may have just given you half his speech”
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If anyone were to figure out a way to mass produce and sell Bridgeeeet dolls- I would definitely buy a few to hide on my sets. I’d bet lots of people would love to have Bridgeeeet dolls. I’d imagine they might even start popping up on other YouTube channels. Just saying…
The president of France actually included the "Bridgeeete" doll in his 409 page lawsuit against Candace. You can't make this up 🤣
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🚨 An interesting timeline: - Mid '24: Jensen & Alice Huang relationship begins - Late '25: China directs firms to reject US chips - Early '26: Megaspeed (Alice’s firm) funnels $4.8B to Nvidia - Nov '26: U.S. intel leaks affair right before Trump-Xi summit My take: Jensen was using Alice, not the other way around.
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Kurt Metzger: “The Epstein files should be the end of America.” “You just got disclosure of the craziest shit I’ve ever heard.” “You see any fucking vigilante or police action for the Epstein files?” “No.” “Everybody’s a bitch.” “They’re all going on like it’s fine.” Duncan Trussell: “Did I see your name there when I was scrolling through the Epstein files?” Metzger: “Oh, yes.” “We were on a Comedy Central stand-up show.” “Someone invited, we don’t know who, because it’s been blacked out for national security reasons.” “You could never know that.” “It would end this country if you knew who invited Jeffrey for a night of comedy on his birthday.” “He’s blacked out.” @kurtmetzger @duncantrussell
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The word is out!
🚨🇺🇸 The MAGA breakup might be getting its own presidential candidate... A group of Trump critics and Libertarian operatives wants Thomas Massie to run for president in 2028. Their plan? Rally anti-war conservatives, disillusioned MAGA voters and libertarians behind a third-party ticket. Massie hasn't agreed to anything yet, but the organizers aren't exactly hiding their intentions: they want enough votes to make Republicans pay attention. If Massie truly wants to be the presidential candidate, he needs to run in the primaries and win them; that would be his only path to becoming president. Source: Axios / Writer: Samuel
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I do know one thing—no matter which side wins the Civil War—all the comedians are getting executed first.
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The brilliant Dr. Heather Lynn @InannaBelieve joins the DTFH for the first time!! This was one of my favorite interviews ever. Available wherever you stream podcasts but here's the youtube link: youtube.com/watch?v=zDy5SPA6… . .
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It’s gotten big enough to have a prediction market
BREAKING: Anti-Trump conservatives are reportedly pushing for Thomas Massie to launch a 2028 presidential bid as a Libertarian. — Axios
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I think we have this story backwards. Jenson Huang IS the honeypot. Earlier this year, China began to heavily restrict the import of Nvidia chips in favor of domestic makers. So could Huang's relationship with a Beijing spy be to influence China to buy more of our chips? 🤔
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Glyphosate causes cancer. Stay away from it. Don’t let your family around anything it touches.
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🚨 Theo Von tells JD Vance to his face that Gaza feels like a genocide. "Sometimes it feels like we look out for the interests of Israel before we look out for the interests of America."
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Tim Dillon: “The whole administration is completely corrupt.” “Kushner.” “Don Jr.” “They’re dirty.” “They’ve stolen a lot of money.” “I met with a few people.” “They’re filthy.” “Trump doesn’t care.” “He doesn’t care about the Senate.” “He doesn’t care about the Congress.” “He cares about him.” “He’s a mafia don.” “A lot of other people are out, but it was never about them.” “He’s going to get to publicly defend his thieving ways and his thieving children.” “That’s how he feels alive.” “He’s not building a wall.” “He’s not curing anyone of cancer.” “He’s here to just dodge investigation.” “That’s a great use of the last few years of his tome on Earth.” “Constantly dodge investigation to investigation.” @TimJDillon
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Reject all Wallsexuals 🫡
BREAKING: Ted Cruz comes out as wallsexual
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Imagine getting KOed by a guy wearing a taco outfit💀
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