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Apothecarius retweeted
An Ohio State fan just told me:
“Hopefully you guys (Oregon) can put us out of our misery.”
Mind you, Ohio State:
-Is ranked No. 12 in the country
-Won a national championship 2 seasons ago
-Has 8 Heisman Trophy winners
-Has 9 national titles
It’s different out here😂
Apothecarius retweeted
Ryan Day has to be gone. He does not have it. They have to fire him before the Michigan game. Some other dipshit program will hire him, like VaTech did with Franklin. The buyout will be mitigated.
Apothecarius retweeted
People will say “wow Ryan, that’s so mean, it’s his son”, and at the end of the day, it is his son. Hopefully when he’s fired, he will have endless amounts of time to go watch him at Northwestern
Apothecarius retweeted
A lot of people don’t know the lore here.
The chant was “O-H-I-O rip his fucking head off!”
Ohio State obviously didn’t love this. So my freshman year, they made a push to make it “O-H-I-O take his shoes!”
It then became “O-H-I-O rip his fucking head off, and take his shoes!”
Apothecarius retweeted
People watched the elections on Tuesday and thought a guy named “Barry Odom” was going to beat Aazaar Abdul-Rahim?
Aazaar Abdul-Rahim's first win as Maryland's Interim Head Coach ❤️
📺: @BigTenNetwork
Apothecarius retweeted
Me: So basically the “I did that” stickers at the gas pumps change every 2-4 years and then we kill and rape people because we’re occupied by a foreign country.
Evil Green Alien I’ve given 5 Vicodin to: this is politics on your planet?
Me: yeah
Alien: it sounds amazing
