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Bede University is a top 200 university in the UK. We strive for excelence. https://nitter.gq/t.co/DGOOiIsBtm Parody account.

Joined October 2026
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We are very proud of our local heritage at Bede!!! There is no town-gown divide like what some universities have. More pictures of our local area on our website bedeuniversity.com/gilliland
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Welcome to Bede University - we strive to be a top 200 university in the UK! Please visit our website at bedeuniversity.com and find out why we are a very special place.
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After our website was hacked by a bitter ex-member of staff from Computing, we are finally back online again at bedeuniversity.com - please visit and find out all about what makes us a *very* special university.
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At Bede University we have just made the difficult decision to sack 80 professors and double the salary of all our managers. We know there’ll be a bit of blowback and sometimes it’s hard being on the right side of history and you have to kiss the frog.
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Our website is currently down! Hoping to restore full service shirtly.
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We have noticed a lot of people proudly posting that they are starting a course at Oxford or Cambridge this month. Bur if you don’t like it there, Bede University will be happy to take you on through clearing. #allarewelcome #top200uk
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Here at Bede University we strive for excellence. So we are now requiring all academic staff to be excellenter than they already are. #theskysthelimit #blueskythinking #thinkingoutsidethebox
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At Bede we are running a workshop on how to use physical violence to manage people who tell you they went to Cambridge within 5 minutes of meeting them.
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Hey, has anyone noticed how when you submit an academic paper one of the reviewers is fairly ok and the second reviewer is really mean?
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Professor Malcolm Dankworth discusses how his forensic linguistic research has inspired the popular television crime drama Dark Words.
🤖 Made with AI
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Jesmond College is looking particularly autumnal this morning. Students, make sure you warp up well on the way to your lectures!
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After an extensive overhaul, our new website is up and running. bedeuniversity.co.uk/ Bede University: Discover What You Are Capable Of.
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We are delighted to announced that 2% of our staff are in the top 50% of the most cited academics worldwide. Congratulations to those in the Top 2 per cent list #amazing #top2percent #bedeuniversity
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