Personal twitter handle. I like rowing, food, and fun people. Certified Cicerone®. Tweets are my own.
Joined March 2013
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Here’s the deal: We name mass shootings the way we do hurricanes but after Republicans who accept payments from the NRA.
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I posted yesterday about a cat saved from the rubble in Turkey who refused to leave his rescuer's side.
The rescuer's name is Ali Cakas and he adopted the cat, naming him Enkaz - "rubble" in Turkish.
May they have a happy life together!
📷- jcacs_1/ Instagram
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so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:
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Getting my toddler out of bed in the morning is such a toss up. Are we overjoyed to be awake today? Or is the world ending and we want to burn it down? It’s such a fun game to be surprised.
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This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.
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I’d like to plug my definitely real idea for a reboot:
Fishbone!
Obviously it’s a cat instead of a pup, and instead of books he does classic movies (and probably also a lot of movies based on books if we’re being honest.)
Catsablanca would be the first episode, of course.
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The MICDS Rams scheme their way to a Class 5 District 2 Championship with a 34-14 win over Eureka! Highlights here: @MICDS @MICDSAthletics @MICDSfootball @STLhssports @CheapSeatsPhoto @BlueTigerMe @oohaw94
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If substitute teaching became a requirement like jury duty, I bet we'd see a quick change in everyone's attitude toward educators.
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Europeans' out of offices are like "I will not be working until 18 September. All emails will be automatically deleted."
Americans: "I am in the hospital. Email responses may be delayed by up to 30 mins. Sorry for the inconvenience! If urgent, please reach me in the ER at..."
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This email from a student, when I taught remote, lives rent free in my head 😂 – at Boston, MA
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Surf photographer Dave Nelson got a video of a seal chasing after a ball with his dog on the beach in Santa Cruz.
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Hello. All of the actors from Friends are now older than the youngest Golden Girl was in that show’s first season. Have a nice day.
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Schultz's OT header beats Orchard Farm, gives MICDS first state championship | Girls Soccer | stltoday.com stltoday.com/sports/high-sch…