I'm a bull terrier. My name is Behemoth. I ate a whole futon once. What it is? I live on at @fastmissile.bsky.social
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Not everyone grows up to be what they imagined as kids. But Andrew did. He held onto the vision he had as a boy and lived it with a kind of dedication and courage that few people ever know.
#lucky #books #masoncoile #Exiles @BaskervilleJMP
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Ahead of tomorrow’s launch, let me just wish Elon Musk & SpaceX a hearty fuck you.
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Fuck Elon Musk & this website. The spirit of Behemoth lives on through Waffle & Baby Bee at Bluesky!
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No matter whatever else you hear from anyone ever, I always was & still am a GOOD BOY.
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The execution of Marcellus Williams is a horrible injustice. This didn’t have to happen. Just a couple weeks ago, prosecutors—with the support of the victim’s family—had reached a plea agreement with Marcellus that took death off the table.
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Let’s check in on the mainstream media’s latest coverage of Gaza…
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The State of Texas killed Ivan Cantu last night. I was there with him, standing near his face, holding his hand, and praying into his ear until the chemicals killed him. God's grace was with him and with me.
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In honour of Barsilinga’s staggering return home for help recently, we wanted to share more about his story with us. It’s a commitment spanning 11 years and counting...
2012: When Barsilinga was just two weeks old, his mother was shot by poachers. He was found huddled by her body — a tiny calf, still petal pink behind the ears.
After more than a decade in our care, first at the Nursery, then at our Ithumba Reintegration Unit, Barsilinga transitioned to a life in the wild! But our guardianship doesn't end now Barsilinga is living wild. Watch a video of his recent treatment, featuring an interview with Ithumba Head Keeper Benjamin who raised the alarm when Barsilinga returned for a visit:
sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/n…
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Yes, the nudes of me that were released are genuine. They capture moments of private frivolity. #NoShame #LeakForJLaw
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Posting “wow super problematic” under everybody’s Halloween costume and then responding “I will not do the labor of educating you” when they ask for an explanation.
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Last year, working in Ireland, having a pint in the cold outside a Dalkey pub with some new friends, a woman with purpose strode past us. Puffy parker zipped to the nape and her bowed head covered in a scarf. One of my new friends muttered an exclamation, jumped up
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Easily one of the most based things I have ever seen a governor do
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My sweet boy passed away yesterday. He was a pit bull. He was owned by four cats. He loved everyone he met, including the girlie dogs who would bite his big beautiful nose.
I’m devastated but my heart is so full.
RIP my bug. #dogs.
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REP. @brotherjones_ as Republicans vote to expel him: “I WAS FIGHTING FOR YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TOO…
…if this can happen in Tennessee it’s coming to your state next.”
