Amanda

Welcome to Whose Life is It Anyway? Where everything hurts and the points don't matter.

Nagging is more annoying for the nagger than the one being nagged!

Go back to your family!!! Do something @NYCMayor

They should create invisible shapewear for flabby arms

Paul Baker

Funny how when you’re waiting in line at the doctor’s, the patients before you take at least 1 hour each. But when it’s your turn, you’re done in less than 10 minutes.

Love both down but why is Switched on Pop completely incapable of criticising Taylor? There’s reaching and then there’s whatever pretzel they were making twisting themselves into trying to find cool things to say about the Encore tracks.

Been in physio for a few weeks now because my KNEES… my 32-year-old KNEES are injured and today my physio (younger than me) said I’m “too YOUNG to be dependant on a knee brace.”

Lonely in the Future is the most Virgo-coded song Julian Casablancas has ever written. #IYKYK

This makes it sound that her cause of death was being surrounded by her loved ones 🫠

And how River manages to somehow get more pathetic 🤣

A greater woman wouldn’t beg But I looked to the sky and said Pls

The cigarette smoke is a smell that I know, it clings to my clothes, and seeps into my bones

Drowning in the Blue Nile, he sent me ‘Downtown Lights’.

FURY TO TRANQUILIIIIIZE

Losing my mind this one’s for all my mean girls

Building in public.

Baba ke do aage baba aur baba ke do peeche baba bolo kitne baba?

My next cat will be named Cameraperson Parth.