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It’s a bigger honour than many countries’ highest civilian honour.
Thank you @ARanganathan72 😂🙏🏻
maithun retweeted
Teach your kids to be original in life, not just copy-paste titles from global bookshelves.
Raihan Vadra’s Bikaner House exhibition "No Idea Is Final" lifts its exact title straight from the famous 2021 Phaidon book
The Talks: No Idea Is Final. They just swapped the book's orange cover for comrade red to match the Jantar Mantar protest aesthetic.
Privilege buys galleries, not originality.
BJP has played Chanakya-level politics that has left even the RW confused.
Many RW influencers are facing FIRs filed against them by opposition-ruled states and are fearing arrest.
BJP can’t fight these cases directly, so it filed FIRs against its own RW influencers in BJP-ruled states. That way, if the police from an opposition-ruled state come to arrest these influencers, they will already be in jail in a BJP-ruled state, and even the court will not allow the police from the opposition-ruled state to take them away.
Jahan humari soch khatm hoti hai, wahan BJP ki soch shuru hoti hai. 🥹🙏🏻
maithun retweeted
They will end up as :
Ranka will Boomerang to AAP !
Dipke will join NCP(SP) or somehow will try to enter politics !
Das while continue to hide his Lineage, will continue to play at the hands of some foreign funds or might end up in a Europe !
Aisey feeling aa rahi hai !
maithun retweeted
Another day, another gun killing in Punjab
Rahul Sharma, son of famous Pandit Ji Kulche Chole owner Kuldeep Sharma, shot dead in Ludhiana.
Read 👇
indianexpress.com/article/ci…
maithun retweeted
Ludhiana birthday party turns bloody, 'Pandit Chole Kulche' vendor's son shot dead
@NikhilLudhiana reports
tribuneindia.com/news/ludhia…
Everyone seems to have abandoned CJP, including Abhijeet Dipke himself. 😂
Neha Bora told the Delhi High Court today that she was not involved in CJP’s call.
Earlier, Rahul Gandhi had also abandoned CJP, limiting his support to a mere formality post.
CJP couldn’t even arrange a strong lawyer for its own leader and had to make do with a borderline lawyer.
Abhijeet Dipke himself threw Sourav Das and Ashutosh Ranka under the bus, claiming he merely follows their orders and that they are the masterminds.
In just six months, a CJP leader has accused the organisation of financial fraud and stealing donations.
CJP is getting done, bro, faster than it got created. 😭
Is Congress deliberately trying to lose the UP, Goa and Punjab elections to keep its campaign against the Election Commission going? 🤔
While the BJP leaders are walking the streets to meet the families of victims of the drug menace, Congress is nowhere to be seen.
Despite Punjab presenting a major electoral opportunity for Congress, its leader Rahul Gandhi is vacationing in Vietnam. Because if Congress accidentally wins, its entire campaign against Gyanesh Kumar, SIR and the Election Commission could go down the drain.
Hence, Congress is taking no chances.
To keep its campaign alive, Congress might just have to deliberately sacrifice these states. 😭
Ratna Singh Isn’t Giving Up! 🥳
While pretending to celebrate Sourav Das and Ashutosh Ranka’s bail, she seems to be setting the stage for their next arrest by making remarks against the very court that granted them bail.
Yesterday, she apologised on record for her remarks on the SEM. Today, she’s back to repeating the same bullshit.
She’s only making CJP’s case weaker by the day, and the case isn’t even closed yet.
This is what happens when you have a borderline lawyer as your legal head. 🤣
maithun retweeted
🚨#𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗔𝗯𝗵𝗶𝗷𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗗𝗶𝗽𝗸𝗲 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝘀 𝗛𝗲 𝗦𝗮𝗶𝗱 “𝗕𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗕𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗻,” 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗕𝗝𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗖𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗼 “𝗝𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗕𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝗔𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗻”
"Jo ukhaadna hai ukhaad lo, Humari Protest Site Jantar Mantar hi rahegi!"
Remember the arrogance with which Saurav Das and Ashutosh Ranka made these claims when they were detained?
Today, the same duo were seen with folded hands before the SEM Court, apologising and giving written assurances that they would not call for protests at Jantar Mantar until the restrictions are officially withdrawn. All that defiance replaced by an emotional face and promises of "aage se aisa nahi hoga"! 😭🤣
Jail bharne gaye the, bail bhar-bhar ke aa gaye. 😂
maithun retweeted
CJP story so far: 2 savarna patriarchists, misled & gaslighted an innocent young dalit man, to drop out of college. They then proceeded to treat him like a servant and ordered him around…and now he’s brainwashed into thinking servitude is freedom.
Saurav and Ashu are not just better but much much bigger leaders than me.
Happy to follow your orders my leaders. Jaan hazir hai!
Lekin iske baad mere bina garden me koi akela nahi ghumega!!! @SauravDassss @AshutoshRanka
Ratna Singh, who has unconditionally apologised to SEM for making statements and remarks about him outside the court, is now mocking a High Court judge’s remark saying “Ashutosh Ranka is a borderline Gen Z.” 🤣
The borderline lawyer is saying “borderline Gen Z” as if it were a disease. 😂
Tomorrow, Rahul Gandhi will say he is a “borderline PM.” 😭
“Borderline GenZ”
GenZ hai ya disease? 😭
#WATCH | Delhi: Ratna Singh, Head of Legal Affairs, CJP says, "There were delays, but today, finally, these boys are out. I think, as CJP, we absolutely feel that this was necessary. Now that they are out, we are all happy about it. We welcome the decision. We don't have the order copy right now. We were told that they would be released soon, but the order is not yet with us, so let's see when it comes out..."
She adds, "The High Court made certain oral observations, but those were their observations... Saurav Das is 27. He is absolutely Gen Z. Ashutosh is borderline Gen Z, and we relate to the cause of the youth. We are ultimately the youth of this country, so of course, we are the youth..."