I’m cool. Said every cool person ever. P.S. I love you more🦕
VL-TO
Joined September 2010
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Everyone must go watch Bad Bunny Tiny Desk and read subtitles if you don’t speak Spanish. Such a heartwarming performance🤍
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Genuinely wondering what is the average girl’s period amount supposed to be to get by on those period underwear with no other extra protection and who’s not on any sort of hormonal therapy. Cause I ain’t that girl, I could never.
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This month couldn’t be any fucking longer. It’s January 30th and shit still keeps on happening. Please be over.
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I’m an hour and a half into Joe Rogan w/ Elon interview. Still trying to understand the purpose of it. 1.10 more to go.
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Ох как же я ненавижу корпоративные тренинги и митинги где рассусоливают одно и то же каждый раз или говорят про настолько common sense things что хочется глаза выколоть. А местные люди сидят кивают и говорят как классно какая informative презентация🫠🤯
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People exploring kefir cultures and that it helps your gut on TikTok was not on my bingo card but it’s hilarious to watch as an Eastern European immigrant. Bring on all the kefir marketing! I mean kombucha was funny too but this one takes the jackpot.
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“Hey mama” lesbians absolutely terrify me. And the niche Canadian lesbian tok also terrifies me. I’m just terrified by lesbians.
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That scene pissed me off so much. On Emily’s behalf. Shows just how much more selfish Gabriel is🥵 (talking as a foreigner who has to express my feeling to my partner NOT in my native tongue)
Emily in Paris isn’t good good, but the scene where Gabriel complains they only ever communicate in English and then rants to Emily in French? Man, best thing I’ve seen in a while.
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I am somehow on a conservative religious Texas hell’s angels TikTok - why?? Why algorithm?? How did I deserve this??
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Most random discovery on this trip: Lisbon has the best gelato I’ve ever had in my life (yes, better than the one in Italy) and in THREE different places. Incredible.
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