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Ok ladies: Imagine you don’t want to go shopping at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy folding laundry or painting your nails or watching your favourite TV show. Zero desire for retail therapy. Your boyfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we go shopping and get tasty treats now”
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Trying to join the EU is like becoming Elizabeth Taylor's seventh husband. It's an obviously doomed venture, but you can brag about it to people who haven't read a newspaper in 25 years.
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Quand Edouard Louis veut faire la révolution pour « mettre le feu aux rues de Paris » et « casser des choses ».
🔴 Édouard Louis : "Moi, je suis pour que l'on mette le feu aux rues de Paris ; je suis pour que l'on aille casser des choses. Faire de la politique, c'est avoir ou non du sang sur les mains : il n'y a pas de grande révolution sans débordements."
✅ Édouard Louis est un écrivain lancé par l’intelligentsia germanopratine de gauche radicale. Le noyau est le trio étroit avec @didiereribon et Geoffroy de Lagasnerie : "amitié" intense (vie, vacances, publications croisées), présentée comme un mode de vie alternatif à la famille et comme le pendant contemporain de Sartre/Beauvoir. Il est omniprésent dans les médias de gauche (@lesinrocks, @libe, @lemondefr) et à l’international (@guardian, @NewYorker, @nytimes).
✅ L'auteur de romans OUIGO revendique son inaltérable soutien à @JLMelenchon et à la @FranceInsoumise, avec @gdelagasnerie il publie des manifestes contre la famille ("structure pourrie") au profit de l’amitié, il est l'un des inspirateurs des délires adulescents de @Clemence_Guette et de l'@i_laboetie.
🕵️ @RadioCanadaInfo 🗣️ @FrDesouche
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Carney: "The world is dangerous and divided"
Canadians (chant): "Dangerous and divided"
Carney: "We need to catalyze growth at speeds never before seen"
Canadians (chant): "Never before seen"
Carney: "Canada must lead the New World Order"
Canadians (chant): "New Word Order"
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A 9-month-pregnant woman carrying a baby with suspected fetal alcohol syndrome willingly enters a tiger enclosure. The tiger is a 19-year-old male with terminal cancer and approximately six months to live. The woman is a convicted animal abuser, but she’s also the sole caregiver of three disabled children. The tiger is the last surviving member of a critically endangered subspecies. He recently killed 3 zookeepers but all 3 were registered sex offenders.
You have a clean shot.
What do you do?
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Tomorrow is Canadian Thanksgiving. Or as we call it in Canada, Canadian Thanksgiving
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Unpopular opinion but cooking at home is NOT cheaper than eating out if every time you cook you get a 30 pound turkey stuck on your head like Mr Bean
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A lot of the public discourse surrounding the issues of sex and sexuality avoids discussing the issue of what sex is ultimately*for*: promoting sports gambling.
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POV: You told a rude Québécois kid who gave you grief for daring to speak English that fries are better with ketchup than as poutine, so now he's folk-dancing to defend the village's honour.
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Replying to @freganmitts
Free will compatibilism is about not understanding free will, and not wanting to bother arguing against it.
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Single ladies, please DM me. I know this day can be difficult for many of you
You shouldn't be alone with your aching heart on a day like this. I would like to help soothe that pain.
That's why I'm making a limited time offer of DMs open. Just for today
(Ladies of Color only)
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I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce
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Guys is it right wing to not want your relatives being murdered.


























