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Berek ( not Private Pyle )

@BerekFTMD

Pit Yacker not Mackem , Crook Town & SAFC , that Nee Onions Mate nonce introduced me to Gordon Ramsay

 Real North, not Burnhams
Joined December 2019
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Ant’s arrived early #SAFC #NUFC
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If I was a Londoner I’d be burning garden waste just because this cunt told me not to
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan (@MayorofLondon) profile pictureMayor of London, Sadiq Khan
@MayorofLondon13h
I’m triggering a high air pollution alert for London on Tuesday 10 November. I urge everyone in the capital, especially those most vulnerable, to stay safe and follow health advice to minimise their exposure. Please switch off engines when idling and avoid burning garden waste, which contributes to pollution. london.gov.uk/mayor-london-i…

Mayor of London issues high pollution alert

The Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, has triggered a ‘high’ air pollution alert for London tomorrow, Tuesday 10th November 2026.

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Replying to @tonkerthomas
@tonkerthomas can’t believe Harriet has flounced back in and nicked your chair
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Ruth Jones won’t be happy 😂😂😂😂😂 #Walliams
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KickCastle (@Kick_Castle) profile pictureKickCastle
@Kick_CastleNov 8
Tommy Robinson gets involved in a HUGE BRAWL at HSTikkyTokky’s boxing event 😳
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Came across the channel last night, the migrants are taking the piss now
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I know we don’t like each other but what a shambles lads 😂😂#SAFC #NUFC
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That plane crash is tragic and it hasn’t half unleashed an army of bellends on here
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They were all banging on about going to Fleetwood last night 😂😂😂😂
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#SAFC Our love was meant to be , HHHAAAAA’WWWWAAAAAYYYYY
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Had to block replies 😂😂😂😂
GOV.UK (@GOVUK) profile pictureGOV.UK
@GOVUKOct 24
Don’t forget the clocks go back by one hour at 2am tonight! ⏰
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She’s only been in power a couple of days 😂😂😂
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Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNewsOct 20
BREAKING: Google Cloud has reported "issues" in its western Europe region affecting dozens of websites. Banks, delivery services and Rightmove are among those affected. Live updates ⬇️ news.sky.com/story/google-ou…
Google Cloud outage latest: Tech giant gives update over widespread issue - as services start to...

Google Cloud outage latest: Tech giant gives update over widespread issue - as services start to...

Google Cloud services were experiencing disruptions after a "power event", the company said in a statement. Users reported service issues for dozens of apps, including banking services - but Google...

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Great acting Maddie Leslay 👏 #TheArchers
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With Kim Yo Jong now leading North Korea she’s knocked Giorgia Meloni off the top of the “ Best Birds in World Politics “ table. She’s an absolute belter
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#thearchers
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Narinder Kaur (@narindertweets) profile pictureNarinder Kaur
@narindertweetsOct 17
Replying to @NadineDorries
You have been a victim yourself to non consensual sexualised images have you not? Are you suggesting the lady in question is lying or exaggerating?
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He’ll be wanking himself daft with his teddy bears after this reply
Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) profile pictureLiam Gallagher
@liamgallagherOct 17
Replying to @geordiejosh
What the 1 n only Geordie Josh coming to see Oasis get out of here im absolutely speechless
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The cunt should be locked up for claiming to be a comedian
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNewsOct 16
"I pray for everybody involved." Actor and comedian Russell Brand says his ongoing trial is an 'exploration of truth and justice' ahead of the latest day in court. He denies all charges against him. Read more updates 🔗 trib.al/XfYyWeS 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602
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Had to have a pink kit under threat of legal action by the Subway Sausage Strangler who supports Wolves now anyway Madness
Watson (@Watson_SLdn) profile pictureWatson@Watson_SLdnOct 15
Wearing a fluorescent pink kit (when your first choice colours don’t even clash) for your first return to European match in half a century is batshit insane
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I really fancied this but the price man 😮 I said to my current wife “ There’s 20% off “ but she wasn’t having it
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