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Berna

@BernaEWriter

Rom-com writer. “It looks like he's leaning.” Runs on coffee and spite

Joined May 2023
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A new Agent's Guide to MAYBE TODAY, SATAN Sometimes, Hell is exactly where you want to be. Especially if the Lord of the Underworld worships you & your twelve goats. No wonder you'd go up against anyone to stay-even God & her stupid bingo nights. #questpit #q
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One month from today! November 27th! My new novel Quimmering Springs drops. Friend at the local theater put up some ads for me running pre-show. Very cool of the Porcupine Theater to do!
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📽️| One that cannot be missed, Take Me To Church ❤️‍🔥 #freepalestine #macklemoreandfriends via louismaxfilm
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I missed @Hozier on my timeline 💕
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work song live in dublin
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📽️| Hozier hits the stage at 3Arena for Macklemore’s Free Palestine concert!
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Hair-growth-stage "Hey mom, you look like that little girl from Stranger Things" 😭
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It's going to be female reporters that take him down. Women need to rule the world. You men done fucked up. And we're tired of it.
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The cat. The cat is obsessed with me.
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@hourIyhoroscopeOct 19
gemini, someone's obsessed with you.
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Help, I landed on luxury bag insta and now I'm thinking: "oh, a Birkin Kelly 25 Gold on gold for 20k is a steal" as if the last bag I got wasn't a Lidl grocery bag.
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Turkish teapot so pretty I had to sneak it into the suitcase 😍 (it's my dad's. Well, not anymore.😁)
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İstanbul yesterday in a nutshell (Not my pic)
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Heaviest rainfalls since 1985 in Istanbul, and somehow, we made it to the airport and got out - with a nine hour delay 😱
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Heaviest rainfalls since 1985 in Istanbul, and somehow, we made it to the airport and got out - with a nine hour delay 😱
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My dad once told me in traffic " You see that no u-turn sign? Make a u-turn there." It's the Turkish way of things 😂
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Thank God I don't live in Turkey anymore. I'd become the crazy cat lady who adopts every cat she comes across. My teen literally has to stop me from grabbing them aaaaall.
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I 💕 İstanbul
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jen@reputationlomlOct 10
foreigners making fun of manifest will never know they've been targeted by government officials, faced arrest and imprisonment for harming conservative muslim morals. them continuing to make music is an act of resistance but they'll never understand that.
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My camera roll the past week: cats, food cats, food and cats eating food.
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My hair is growing back and to my surprise, I might be blond. (Haven't seen my original hair color in 25 years) 😂
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This is about a million times tastier than pumpkin spice 😍
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Off to the Turkish Riviera 🏖️🌞
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