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Professional Ronaldo tear collector 🐐 | Agenda over feelings 🇪🇸🇦🇷 | Tears are mandatory😂

Joined August 2025
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Replying to @ballondor
Just announce the winner. I don’t want to wait till Monday to congratulate my boy, Lamine😍
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Just two kids living their dream.
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This is the reason I don't attend house parties. Damn it!
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Raphinha debut 🥹 I didn’t even give him any skills and he still tore apart that defense with Maldini and Desailly 😂😭
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This is why fans are not allowed to vote
The Ballon dor would be 10x more interesting if fans voted instead of journalists.
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Damn , I’m not battering him again.😭😞❤️❤️
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME THANK YOU FOR SPARING ME KONAMI I DID NOT HAVE TO GO DEEP 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ياواش ياواش بالون دور
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Posted it on my WhatsApp yesterday 🤭
How I became a dancing meme, I still don't understand. 😭😂 Now my video is on everybody's phone, and people are using it to celebrate their wins. How did we get here? 😭
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came early, left empty-handed
Kylian is already seated! 🧠 #ballondor
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🚨Just look at the names on the back of these jerseys El Clásico used to have AURA
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The streets. 🐐
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Infection call out the infected 😂😂😂 The infected can be cured bro, but infection itself has hired the best experts all around Europe and non of them has been able to cure it Have some shame, infection
Ah Manchester United please wear condom on Saturday, everybody is spreading their legs 😭
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Messi seff na wicked person, he won the ballon d’or from 2009 to 2012, no wonder Ronaldo and his whole family was crying here 😭… Messi nearly take the werey life 😂😂
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somebody making this edit led to laliga being banned in china INSANE😭😭😭😭
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We all know besides harry kane the rest of the ballon d’or top 10 is horrible so i decided to fix it This is the correct ballon d’or top 10 list..
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I no know the nonsense wey una dey talk shaa Benzema and Harry Kane can never match this Luis Suarez prime Never!!!
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Harry Kane at 33. Messi at 33.
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Barça dominance in the Young Talent Award. 👏 Pedri 2021 🏆 Gavi 2022 🏆 Lamine Yamal 2024, 2025, 2026 🏆🏆🏆
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Are you sl€ep|ng with men because that is what will make him decide to marry you????? I'm gonna be so blunt with you women, you gonna have to do more than allowing a man to fuvk you if you want him to take the relationship to another level. No man has ever decided to marry a woman just because he is facing her, you need to do more than giving him your body. You have to elevate the level of the woman you apart from fvck, letting him know, you are good at something else not just fvvk. HeartMattaz
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Mbappe when he went home having headache with zero awards last night.😭😭😭😭😭😭
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