#LFC supporting, super-depressed antihero | Famed internet celebrity circa 2012 | Subject of over 10,000 varying works of fiction | Ex Doc | Born #scouse

Planet Sulk
Joined May 2025
Been a few people's birthdays over the last week or so. I WONDER IF THERE'S ANOTHER ONE TOMORROW?
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Oh my god, what have I done? 😂😂😂
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This is the greatest moment of my life.
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Hahahahahaha
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Imagine being this:
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Note to self: Making unoffensive lighthearted jokes, intended to give people a giggle, makes all kinds of people upset and angry because the internet.
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Jesus...
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Michael Owen did not say this, this image has been digitally altered, the quote originally only talks about how Gerard Houllier called him to notify him of his victory. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…
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Here we go, they're gradually finding this. Time to get all bent out of shape, throw some insults, cry a bit... the usual. So fucking predictable.
To me, the Ballon d'Or winner has always meant that, currently, they're the best player in the world. If the best player in the world is Harry Kane, that's mental. Yes, he scores a lot of goals (a shitload of them were penalties; 34 in the last 2.5 seasons) but I just can't have it that he's THE pinnacle of football. That he's THE ABSOLUTE BEST in the world.
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Time to mute the post and just let them piss into the wind.
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To me, the Ballon d'Or winner has always meant that, currently, they're the best player in the world. If the best player in the world is Harry Kane, that's mental. Yes, he scores a lot of goals (a shitload of them were penalties; 34 in the last 2.5 seasons) but I just can't have it that he's THE pinnacle of football. That he's THE ABSOLUTE BEST in the world.
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Worst super powers ever.
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This can't be real, surely. He didn't say "King... William", surely. Surely not.
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TL;DR I was served by a cunt in Tesco.
Tesco supermarket this afternoon. Got chatting to lovely cashier, im guessing in her 60s. Swiftly conversation moved to politics, the total incompetents running this destroyed bum hole of a country. Cupping her hand over her mouth and leaning towards me she said, " there is only one man capable of fixing this, Rupert Lowe." I fully concurred
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Op continues to monetise ragebait and false narratives to earn money. Aggressively intimidates & bullies everyone in order to cash in. x.com/smithey21026/s…
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"He's given us a future to look forward to," she said, after Trump praised her figure and called her on stage to speak. Praised. Her. Figure.
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Big moment for @TrentAA coming on in El Classico! For the last 80 seconds.
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"That's blown the title race wide open!" They've played 10 games, mate.
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Is Barca v Real on an actual TV channel anywhere?
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